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Joggin' Dick

used for people who like jogging on dick
Zay: You watched the game last night?
Alan: Yeah, the Jets whooped the Bills. They never stood a chance.
Zay: stop joggin' dick shorty!
Joggin' Dick by kaizen017 September 28, 2023

joggin my shit 

Making ones mind feel unsorted.
Him- damn that's joggin my shit.

Him#2- forreal...
joggin my shit by Sliver May 11, 2016

Joggin in Place 

A.) Low impact, low commitment for an undetermined duration of time. It’s convenient, but doesn’t help one reach their relationship goal.

B.) When someone decides to stay in a relationship with no real commitment, there’s movement with no expressed end game.
This fool is joggin in place for three months, made no moves - all smoke!
"Kim jongin is a literal god that god sent down to bless us mere peasants with. His smile is the equivalent to the sun and he possesses more beauty than michelangelo's sistine chapel. His laugh is like bright bubbles of happiness and joy, and it's really cute when he laughs to the point where you can hear each individual 'ha' in his laugh, he's probably living his best life and we love that for him. A perfectionist who's very hard on himself but shouldn't be since he has all the talent in the world at his disposal, dancing so beautiful and sharp. He has a way with moving his body that it conveys emotion and a story in each of his dances, such a strong stage presence that he even acknowledges the personality change he was taught to convey on stage when he dances. Kim Jongin, Kim Kai, same person. A love for dogs and teddy bears, homie is someone you just have to love bc lets be honest everyone loves Jonginnie."
kim jongin is the living embodiment of untouchable perfection n thats the tea
Jongin by aidensrk September 21, 2018

J-Jogging 

Slang for masterbating and jogging at the same time. Definition comes from many gangs in the 561 area (FL).

A form of exercise.
Instead of Chris and Alex pumping the iron they decided to J-Jog around the block to show their manliness.

Ex: Don't mess with that man J-Jogging over there he's dangerous!
J-Jogging by ITzAMT February 21, 2014
The main dancer of South Korean boy group "EXO" insanely handsome and talented. Will literally kill you with his smirk.
Jongin is such an amazing dancer, he definitely belongs in EXO!
Jongin by Exokaitrash May 27, 2017