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joggerknot 

your average nerd. the idiot who comes to u and tries to b gangsta goin "fer shizzoli my marcaroni yo yo yo!" And he'll be singin "smacker that, all on that floor, smacker that, give me some more." He'll be tryin to walk gangsta, but instead, he'll walk like a one legged penguin trying to run a marathon. u can't miss em.
joggerknot by tasnim June 4, 2007
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joggerknot 

your average nerd. the idiot who comes to u and tries to b gangsta goin "fer shizzoli my marcaroni yo yo yo!" And he'll be singin "smacker that, all on that floor, smacker that, give me some more." He'll be tryin to walk gangsta, but instead, he'll walk like a one legged penguin trying to run a marathon. u can't miss em.
joggerknot by tasnim May 28, 2007

juggersnot 

A huge impending sneeze you know you can't prevent.
As soon as my dentist's hot assistant started on me, I felt a monster juggersnot coming on.

JuggerKnopp 

A big, oafy person boy who thinks that he is strong and powerful, but in reality is weak and scared.
While he acts all big and tough, he's nothing more than a JuggerKnopp.
JuggerKnopp by Bobzilla7954 January 13, 2009

juggerknocks

-An unstoppable force of breast-ness.
-A Woman with larger than large breasts.
-Her tits are so huge, we'll call her "juggerknocks."

-Here comes "juggerknocks."

juggerknocks by S. Compton February 15, 2008
A perk in the game call of duty 4 where any player may use to boost their health therefor making them next to invincable... n00bs who use juggernot are often refered to as juggerwhores juggernot-ho, or juggerslut.
Wow i pulled out my m16 with stopping power and deep impact and headshotted that level 1 prestige n00b but he was a juggerwhore and didnt die. I hate juggernot
Juggernot by Ben Donaldson March 13, 2008
This is the opposite of Juggernaut.
It is something or someone that is stoppable and not very strong
Man, you couldn't even pick up that brick. You are such a juggernot!
Juggernot by Juggernot08 September 15, 2010
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