Joggernaught

A person that steams past you on the pavement as if they had more of a moral right to be there as they are doing something 'healthy'

"I almost got knocked over by a joggernaught this morning"

"Watch out! joggernaught!!"

by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

joggernaut

douchebag poser who copies another person or person's successful work to feed his own ego and lack of creativity.

douchebag punk poser joggernaut

by speaks the truth April 9, 2014

Juggernaught

a juggernaught is an extremely obese female, often dressing in clothes for a much thinner woman such as miniskirts and tank tops.
the name is taken from the game Modern Warfare 2, where the juggernaughts are extremely large, tough and hard to kill, it is the same with these female juggernaughts, it is unadvisable to approach one, as they often ensnare young men.

steve: "oh shit look, a juggernaught"
pete: "fetch me my intervention"

matt: "dude...theres a juggernaught behind us..."
will: "pretend you have not noticed and DO NOT make eye contact!"

by stevesthename1 November 21, 2010

Joggernaut

An obease jogger. A fat jogger whom nothing can stop.

Look at that Joggernaut, don't get in his way he may trample you.

by Usul July 9, 2007

joggernaut

an asshole that pays no attention to anything but running, including traffic, weather etc...

Look at the dead joggernaut that SUV just ran over!

by triumph 650 January 14, 2008

Juggernaught

A Muslim individual who wears a head dress or Punjab. Looks like the video game character from Call of duty MW2 . A real life juggernaught.

me and inderjot where walking by a swarm of juggernaughts
and they started speaking jibberish, so me and inderjot ran for our lifes and heard a deathly scream. JUGGERNAUGHT.

by juggernaught clan jfss November 10, 2010

Intellectual Juggernaught

Anybody who is a member of the Flaxton Book Club. They are really smart!

Hey look, there's Stanley! he's an Intellectual Juggernaught!

by frozen doberman March 31, 2020