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joey the joey by anonymous November 29, 2020
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Feeding the Joey
Feeding the joey is the act of doing a reverse kanga and holding a midget upside down feet first while s/he blows you. The result is that you are a concerned Kangaroo mother feeding the Joey or kangaroo baby.
"How did your date with Bridget the Midget go last night?"
"Nice. I ended up feeding the joey, she has very grippable ankles."
"Nice. I ended up feeding the joey, she has very grippable ankles."
Feeding the Joey by Raypower March 27, 2009
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joey the bug
A FAB BUG THAT LIVES IN HAIR WITH DANDRUFF TO SUPPLY IT. CURRENTLY MARRIED TO HEELY BIRD THE FABBET. LIVES IN HAIR AND SOMETIMES GOES OUT TO PLAY IN THE PARK.
"I CANT BELIEVE I WAS INVITED TO JOEY THE BUG'S WEDDING!"
"TOO BAD I WASN'T, I HEARD JOEY THE BUG WAS GOING ALL OUT TO PLAN!"
"TOO BAD I WASN'T, I HEARD JOEY THE BUG WAS GOING ALL OUT TO PLAN!"
joey the bug by joey bugsville May 21, 2019
The Joey Lawrence
I ran at Jolly Green and gave him The Joey Lawrence for being so fat.
Joe Mama was walking down beaconsfield so slow that I had to give him The Joey Lawrence.
Joe Mama was walking down beaconsfield so slow that I had to give him The Joey Lawrence.
The Joey Lawrence by Steve Lattimer January 22, 2006
joey the jackhammer
plumber with a big cock and big nose the italian stallion or when joey marsella does your girl in pretzel form and shes stuck like that till you come home to help.
wow that italian stallion fucked me like a jackhammer
wow thats joey the jackhammer
girlfriend:wow im a pretzel help!
boyfriend: joey the jackhammer was here~!!!
wow thats joey the jackhammer
girlfriend:wow im a pretzel help!
boyfriend: joey the jackhammer was here~!!!
joey the jackhammer by J.sella December 8, 2016
Feed the Joey
Founded in 2007, Feed the Joey is a Bay Area non-profit devoted to raising awareness and promoting action to bring an end to Joey's constant hunger. Despite repeated advocation, Joey's local government has refused on multiple occasions to provide even the most rudimentary funding for the eradication of this disaster. Members give Joey food as well as money to buy his own food later. New members are welcome, and donations are always accepted.
Dude, look at Joey. He looks so hungry.
Naw, its all good. Those guys are from Feed the Joey. See, they're giving him sandwiches right now. Doesn't he look happy?
Wow, he really does. Bless their souls.
Naw, its all good. Those guys are from Feed the Joey. See, they're giving him sandwiches right now. Doesn't he look happy?
Wow, he really does. Bless their souls.
Feed the Joey by Joey (the hungry one) June 29, 2007
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