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joey the joey

Dude theres joey the joey on istangram.
by anonymous November 29, 2020
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Feeding the Joey

Feeding the joey is the act of doing a reverse kanga and holding a midget upside down feet first while s/he blows you. The result is that you are a concerned Kangaroo mother feeding the Joey or kangaroo baby.
"How did your date with Bridget the Midget go last night?"

"Nice. I ended up feeding the joey, she has very grippable ankles."
by Raypower March 27, 2009
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joey the bug

A FAB BUG THAT LIVES IN HAIR WITH DANDRUFF TO SUPPLY IT. CURRENTLY MARRIED TO HEELY BIRD THE FABBET. LIVES IN HAIR AND SOMETIMES GOES OUT TO PLAY IN THE PARK.
"I CANT BELIEVE I WAS INVITED TO JOEY THE BUG'S WEDDING!"
"TOO BAD I WASN'T, I HEARD JOEY THE BUG WAS GOING ALL OUT TO PLAN!"
by joey bugsville May 21, 2019
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The Joey Lawrence

To poop in a sock and strike someone with the sock while yelling "whoa"!
I ran at Jolly Green and gave him The Joey Lawrence for being so fat.

Joe Mama was walking down beaconsfield so slow that I had to give him The Joey Lawrence.
by Steve Lattimer January 22, 2006
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joey the jackhammer

plumber with a big cock and big nose the italian stallion or when joey marsella does your girl in pretzel form and shes stuck like that till you come home to help.
wow that italian stallion fucked me like a jackhammer

wow thats joey the jackhammer

girlfriend:wow im a pretzel help!
boyfriend: joey the jackhammer was here~!!!
by J.sella December 8, 2016
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Feed the Joey

Founded in 2007, Feed the Joey is a Bay Area non-profit devoted to raising awareness and promoting action to bring an end to Joey's constant hunger. Despite repeated advocation, Joey's local government has refused on multiple occasions to provide even the most rudimentary funding for the eradication of this disaster. Members give Joey food as well as money to buy his own food later. New members are welcome, and donations are always accepted.
Dude, look at Joey. He looks so hungry.
Naw, its all good. Those guys are from Feed the Joey. See, they're giving him sandwiches right now. Doesn't he look happy?
Wow, he really does. Bless their souls.
by Joey (the hungry one) June 29, 2007
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The Joey

I was pulling the joey and almost hit a seagull.
by Sky sex August 7, 2013
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