joepresso

a man who is nothing but mear coffee.

John: "is that joepresso????"

Tom: "John that's a cup of coffee. Joe died years ago."

by Presson May 12, 2022

jopression

Being depressed because of your job or events relating to your job.

Everything in Jeff's life was great, but he had trouble focusing on his life as he was so consumed by his job caused depression. Jeff had jopression and it was making him suicidal. No matter how good or bad things were in his life outside of work, he was consumed by the feelings of hopelessness his job gave him. If left untreated it would destroy all the good things in his life and lead to full blown depression.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018

Jeepression

When one person desires a Jeep very badly. It results in a person feeling ultimately depressed after seeing a Jeep.

I have Jeepression after seeing that Jeep pass by.

by Cailahix11 May 22, 2019

Joypresso

Joypresso is the most handsome person in the world, he is mighty, strong, very tall, funny the funniest. he is the perfect human being like omg Kars who???? He is legit the ultimate lifeform, you cannot go wrong with Joypresso. He also pulls bitches like no tmrw, like hide your girls from him real. He is also very good at video games, literally he can play with two fingers blindfolded, no sound, pc off and still beat you. Literally so sexy

omg Joypresso is here I'm creaming

by EspressoHappy March 3, 2023

Jopressed

Jopressed means that when you’re not in a team or you don’t have any friends to work with

Borribo doesn’t want to work with Jonathan, he cried because he’s jopressed
Farhan and Borribo abandoned Jonathan from the volleyball team, he cried because he’s jopressed

by khxmer October 6, 2020

Joypresso

The REAL definition of joypresso is a man of cowardice, a man with a lack of discipline and cleanliness. It is used as an insult. The definition of joypreso written by EspressoHappy is false, this is how to the word joypresso it used. He is not like kars, he is simply not sigma

"omg look at that guy he's so joypresso"

by WhoseSane March 1, 2025

jeresso

Jeresso is a name of a african male. Jeresso’s have amazing genetics because they are black. It is very hard to come aross a Jeresso and not every black guy is a jeresso. You can use the word Jeresso if you dont want to say the N-word. Im 26 and I only met 1 Jeresso in my life.

You fucking black Jeresso go back to the field.

by Young-Flee November 24, 2023