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jopression 

Being depressed because of your job or events relating to your job.
Everything in Jeff's life was great, but he had trouble focusing on his life as he was so consumed by his job caused depression. Jeff had jopression and it was making him suicidal. No matter how good or bad things were in his life outside of work, he was consumed by the feelings of hopelessness his job gave him. If left untreated it would destroy all the good things in his life and lead to full blown depression.
jopression by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018

deepression 

The darkest most painful level of depression.

Complete and utter sadness
I can't believe after half our lives together, over 20 years, she just walked out. I'm just stuck in this deepression, man!
deepression by Alabaster Croti September 25, 2011

jupression 

the long, and painful depression the takes over once 11th grade, or junior year, begins. It lasts pretty much the whole year until the end when you realize that your grades are your grades and your basically a senior, and senioritis will soon ensue.
I couldn't even make it too 6th period, my jupression had gotten so bad after I failed my precal test.
jupression by wallflower127 November 11, 2006

Deepression 

Like depression but all your thoughts are really deep and they undermine everything you ever believed about yourself.
Person 1: "Im in a state of deepression"

Person 2: "Oh that sounds rough"
Deepression by Sadboi85 August 14, 2019

japression

The feeling of intense sadness that you feel once Christmas is over and all that you have to look forward to are cold days, long nights and practise exams
Friend: Hey, are you ok?
Me: Not really pal, I think I’m japressed!
Friend: I got you man, japression can be a real struggle
japression by gang gang squad bam January 4, 2019

Deepression 

When impression is too deep that it causes depression
The way she dresses up causes wide spread deepression.
Deepression by Al'lexica May 8, 2022
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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