Jopressed 

Jopressed means that when you’re not in a team or you don’t have any friends to work with

Borribo doesn’t want to work with Jonathan, he cried because he’s jopressed
Farhan and Borribo abandoned Jonathan from the volleyball team, he cried because he’s jopressed

Jopressed by khxmer October 6, 2020

jopression 

Being depressed because of your job or events relating to your job.

Everything in Jeff's life was great, but he had trouble focusing on his life as he was so consumed by his job caused depression. Jeff had jopression and it was making him suicidal. No matter how good or bad things were in his life outside of work, he was consumed by the feelings of hopelessness his job gave him. If left untreated it would destroy all the good things in his life and lead to full blown depression.

jopression by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018

Jewpressed 

Depressed because the Zionist Occupied Government, the Fractional Reserve Zionist Banking System, the Zionist Controlled Media, and Israel got you down. Usually results from recent or long term monetary loss such as student loan debt, decreased job opportunities, inflation, and horrible bosses. One can fall into a state of jewpression from any were between a few hours or indefinitely. Jewpression on a spectrum ranges from being upset for a few hours because you paid to much for car insurance on the low end. Or in the high end it can be as severe as it was for the terrorist on 9/11 of whom all suffered from some state of jewpression.

I am Jewpressed my student loan debts are piling up faster then the unemployment rate.

Once we start a war with Iran there will be more jobs, until then I will remain in a state of Jewpression.

I am Jewpressed because money is debt! I have no assets, and I cant get a loan. So I have to work for people who have access to money. I only get paid after they inflate prices based of my work. I only get a fraction of the wealth I create. Only people with assets and access to money get to control the economy. Its a paradoux, I am Jewpressed.

Jewpressed by PattyPounderGtown February 12, 2014

Jetpressed

A mix of jet-lagged and depressed

I just came back from holidays in Europe, I'm so jetpressed !

Jetpressed by frakktalz July 4, 2025