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Joypresso 

Joypresso is the most handsome person in the world, he is mighty, strong, very tall, funny the funniest. he is the perfect human being like omg Kars who???? He is legit the ultimate lifeform, you cannot go wrong with Joypresso. He also pulls bitches like no tmrw, like hide your girls from him real. He is also very good at video games, literally he can play with two fingers blindfolded, no sound, pc off and still beat you. Literally so sexy
omg Joypresso is here I'm creaming
Joypresso by EspressoHappy March 3, 2023
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Joypresso 

The REAL definition of joypresso is a man of cowardice, a man with a lack of discipline and cleanliness. It is used as an insult. The definition of joypreso written by EspressoHappy is false, this is how to the word joypresso it used. He is not like kars, he is simply not sigma
"omg look at that guy he's so joypresso"
Joypresso by WhoseSane March 1, 2025
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jopression 

Being depressed because of your job or events relating to your job.
Everything in Jeff's life was great, but he had trouble focusing on his life as he was so consumed by his job caused depression. Jeff had jopression and it was making him suicidal. No matter how good or bad things were in his life outside of work, he was consumed by the feelings of hopelessness his job gave him. If left untreated it would destroy all the good things in his life and lead to full blown depression.
jopression by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018

joepresso 

a man who is nothing but mear coffee.
John: "is that joepresso????"

Tom: "John that's a cup of coffee. Joe died years ago."
joepresso by Presson May 12, 2022

Jopressed 

Jopressed means that when you’re not in a team or you don’t have any friends to work with
Borribo doesn’t want to work with Jonathan, he cried because he’s jopressed
Farhan and Borribo abandoned Jonathan from the volleyball team, he cried because he’s jopressed
Jopressed by khxmer October 6, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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