Skip to main content

joenalogy 

Derived from the great Joe Thibault's famous analogies. Popularized in Mrs. Beyah's 'Protest, Revolution, and Reform' class of 2004.

An analogy that is completely obsurd. Relevant as little as possible; a ludacris analogy.
Kara: "Well, depression sometimes causes suicide."

Joe: "Yeah, and turtles can sometimes cause suicide."
joenalogy by Steven December 16, 2004
Words you can keep
The study of Joe, that is, anybody and everybody named Joe, as well as the name Joe and its impact on society.
1.) I know this guy named Joe so well, it's like I'm studying Joeology.
2.) Joe majored in Joeology at the University of Joe in Joestown.
Joeology by Ersher May 9, 2008
A study of the anatomy of Joe
I am studying Joenatomy.
I am researching to get my Phd in Joenatomy
Joenatomy by Joseph Whales November 7, 2022
The serious and in depth study of the anatomy of Joe.
Joenatomy is a long sought after field full of wonders and interesting topics regarding anatomy.
Joenatomy has many cool gadgets used in the field such as the use of beakers and in depth studies on depression.

Joe is trying to graduate with a Joenatomy degree.
Joenatomy analyses small brains, long tongues and abnormally long mouths.
Joenatomy by Joseph Whales November 16, 2022

Johnology 

underground religion created by hoodrats in Staten Island. Johnfessions are held for the few Johnologists. Sklins are forgiven by the JohnFather after saying certain prayers such as the Our Johnathan, Johhny Bee, and Hail Johnny. Johnology prayers are often used to cast away the evils of skruges
I converted to Johnology to defeat the skruges!
Johnology by blokzberry July 11, 2006

.jeonlogy 

.jeonlogy is a tiktok account about BTS she had recently said that she is going to make videos of different kpop groups because shes joining more fandoms she has also said in her recently video to not trust noyone is she having problems we dont know we must ask
.jeonlogy by shuyang July 3, 2021
The academic field associated with studying the body structure of Joe and other similar creatures.
Nice to meet you, what program are you in?
Hey there! I'm in my 3rd year of Joenatomy, what about you?
Same here, what a coincidence!
Joenatomy by Joanne Whalington November 16, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
Next