Johnology 

underground religion created by hoodrats in Staten Island. Johnfessions are held for the few Johnologists. Sklins are forgiven by the JohnFather after saying certain prayers such as the Our Johnathan, Johhny Bee, and Hail Johnny. Johnology prayers are often used to cast away the evils of skruges

I converted to Johnology to defeat the skruges!

Johnology by blokzberry July 11, 2006

johnlloyd 

Johnlloyd is such a handsome, smart, and kind. He is cold to everyone except for his one and only love. He's such a childish and adorable. He has abs, great muscles and great stamina. He is not very formal in wearing clothes and always wears jacket. He's trustworthy and respectful. He's loyal, lovable, likes to cuddle and a funny guy. He's not talkative in just someone he's not comfortable at. The most reliable man. Johnlloyd is the only one true love, if some johnlloyd loves you, don't let go of him, he is so loyal and best lover but sometimes you'll get annoyed of him being childish.

Johnlloyd is so special.

-isa

Oh it's johnlloyd, he's cold as ever.

Yeah but I heard he's loyal

Johnlloyd is handsome too but only hard to approach.

johnlloyd by Reallyphsycho June 10, 2021

Jojology 

The study of Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure

Jordad Joestar is an expert in the field of Jojology

Jojology by Megan Alyward September 24, 2018

Joeology

The study of Joe, that is, anybody and everybody named Joe, as well as the name Joe and its impact on society.

1.) I know this guy named Joe so well, it's like I'm studying Joeology.
2.) Joe majored in Joeology at the University of Joe in Joestown.

Joeology by Ersher May 9, 2008

Johnlloyd 

The best guy ever. If you ever meet a Johnlloyd, you're lucky. You will love every single thing about him. Johnlloyd is usually very outgoing. He is so attractive. He gets all the girls. People love Johnlloyd. He is the center of attention. If you have him as a boyfriend, he is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. You will never want to let go of him. He is the most amazing all around guy you will ever meet. He's perfect. But be warned: his heart and trust have been broken in the past, leaving him a bit vulnerable. Don't ever lie to a Johnlloyd, or you'll deeply regret it.

The best guy ever. If you ever meet a Johnlloyd, you're lucky. You will love every single thing about him. Johnlloyd is usually very outgoing. He is so attractive. He gets all the girls. People love Johnlloyd. He is the center of attention. If you have him as a boyfriend, he is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. You will never want to let go of him. He is the most amazing all around guy you will ever meet. He's perfect. But be warned: his heart and trust have been broken in the past, leaving him a bit vulnerable. Don't ever lie to a Johnlloyd, or you'll deeply regret it.

Johnlloyd by kedj June 7, 2021

jonologue 

A long winded speech about nothing, usually spoken by one of the varieties of Jonathan's (Johnathon, Johnathan). Almost always brought on by incredible amounts of liquor, this explanation about the fundamentals of nothing can take hours or even days to complete.

Wow, Jon was a drunk duck last night; he totally jonologued for a straight hour.

Tommy pulled a page out of J's book and jonologued about the importance of mushrooms the whole time. Fucking tool.

jonologue by Johnny Nines April 10, 2010

jobology 

The study of Jobisms - in other words, learning the ins and outs of how to navigate Corporate America.

Who knew learning jobology would be harder than learning physics. But I avoided being laid off from my job because I at least remembered the basics of jobology, so I knew what to do.

jobology by akajohnsanders August 4, 2010