joehansen 

Joehansen is an awesome dude with an amazing sense of adventure. Likes to have fun, hanging out with his best friends and most of all never gives up on something that is worth his sacrifice. He is also very attractive and is secretly popular. Joehansen also dislike social media apps.

Joehansen is a friendly guy with tons of creative ideas

joehansen by anonymous November 17, 2020

nigga johanson 

A young black man in his prime. Aids free nigga johanson be so fresh. You'll freezes to death, he so shiny fresh.

"Nigga Johan so shiny fresh!"

"Das ma Nigga Johanson, dawg"

"Nigga Johanson be frontin in da club, bitch."

" Dont touch that chicken finga nigga Johan"

nigga johanson by Laverga February 5, 2014

johansen 

That one kid who thought he was black but turned out to be Hispanic.

Oh no did you pull a johansen said Jetzel

johansen by Jesusismynibba July 2, 2018

sue johanson 

Sue Johanson is the shit. She talks about sex every Sunday night on Oxygen, & knows everything. Plus with her being a billion years old makes it all better, & more entertaining. Watching her explain the sex toy of the week is hilairous; & a great conversation starter for school on Monday!

kristen- "did you watch sue johanson last night? she talked about a cock ring! but her positions of the week are getting weak."
larsyn- "no, i can't believe you watch that show."

sue johanson by YoItsKristenAP April 3, 2008

johansen 

The second best name after Niclas. Its said that when Maria gave birth to Jesus she wanted his name to be Johansen, but Joseph didnt agree.

Hey Johansen, Fuck her right in the pussy.

johansen by Slick Slack November 28, 2016

jehanse

this could be a name of somebody and also a girl with green beautiful eyes and blond hair but gets annoyed when people call her blond or white she is very athletic

damn jehanse looking hot

jehanse by jehanse June 6, 2015

Johnsense 

Noun. Ingenious idea(s) that have not come to fruition. In their present form, they may seem ridiculous ( and flushable), but over time have potential or qualitative redeeming value.

John has come up with a revolutionary way to recycle used toilet paper, but Elizabeth told him that it was purely johnsense.

Johnsense by Johnnymous January 23, 2019