A joef is an unobstructed gaseous state in the bowels, much like a fart. If one tries to relieve this pressure without assistance, a joef often turns out to be a shart where it regains some solid state either fully solid or a liquid. When released, joefs sound like how they do when phonetically said aloud. Joefs smell terrible, too, like the bog of eternal stench.
Sometimes when I think I have to fart regular, it ends up being a joef and I'm surprised by a little skid mark and a rancid smell.
by Murbet September 01, 2022
A gaseous state of being, much like a fart. An unobstructed fart in the bowels. Smells rancid. Do not attempt to push out on your own. This type of gas often turns back into either a liquid or solid. Oops watch out.
Sometimes when I have too much joef inside, I try to squeeze it out, but accidently start which often leads to a skid mark.
Joefs smell terrible.
Joefs smell terrible.
by Murbet September 01, 2022