jorvember

Jorvember is a national holiday where the world celebrates the birth, and upbringing of Jordan Pope. Mrs. Pope once threw a giant burrito at her husband, then proceeded to eat it. She now is an amazing English teacher to high school students who sit in thrones made out of text books, and eat chips very loudly.

“Hey, do you want to go to the movies?”
“I can’t, I’m busy celebrating Jorvember”

jorvember by Kyleigh Mac Attack November 2, 2021

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joecember

The holiday of December that is dedicated to all Joe’s

Oh my god! It is the start of Joecember!

joecember by rachel_berry_gleefan109 December 19, 2022

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jorvember • Jovember • janvember • joecember • JUVEMBER • jort emergency

Jovember

The REAL third month of the year. Comes between February and March. February is now only 23 days long, and then there's five days of Jovember. Then March goes on as normal.

January, February, Jovember, March, April... etc... etc...

Jovember by Me September 12, 2003

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janvember

anytime between january and november. usually used when you don't know when something will happen.

it'll all fall into place sometime in...like...janvember.

janvember by jane lane March 12, 2004

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JUVEMBER

Applies to someone being kicked out of somewhere forever!

"Don't come back 'til Juvember!"

JUVEMBER by Mike Melissa Brittany March 19, 2008

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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