Jovember

The REAL third month of the year. Comes between February and March. February is now only 23 days long, and then there's five days of Jovember. Then March goes on as normal.

January, February, Jovember, March, April... etc... etc...

by Me September 12, 2003

jorvember

Jorvember is a national holiday where the world celebrates the birth, and upbringing of Jordan Pope. Mrs. Pope once threw a giant burrito at her husband, then proceeded to eat it. She now is an amazing English teacher to high school students who sit in thrones made out of text books, and eat chips very loudly.

“Hey, do you want to go to the movies?”
“I can’t, I’m busy celebrating Jorvember”

by Kyleigh Mac Attack November 2, 2021

JUVEMBER

Applies to someone being kicked out of somewhere forever!

"Don't come back 'til Juvember!"

by Mike Melissa Brittany March 19, 2008