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Joe Blow 

Term for a slightly less-than-average person only accepted by his peers because he/she boosts their self-esteem due to their ignorance or lack of intelligence. Also begs others to the extremities of their nerves for money/materials. Can be used as a nick-name or noun/pronoun.
Joe:hey Jackson, got any money i spent all mine on gummy bears & weed.

Jackson:(speaking to Walt). Gosh he really makes me mad hes such a Jew.

Walt: Yea he's such a Joe Blow.
Joe Blow by Its Hunter B February 23, 2009

Blow Joe Day 

Find yourself a Joe and give him a blow. It’ll make his day 🤤🍆💦
Blow Joe Day by Bigtiddies210 August 30, 2022

Joe aka Blow 

A big dick baller
“Girl you know joe aka blow? He fucked Ned and paid my bills
Joe aka Blow by Allhustle04 November 23, 2021

blow joe 

when you're performing fellatio and bite down intentionally, sometimes in a kinky way and sometimes in retaliation.
guy 1: last night that bitch barbara gave me a blow joe.
guy 2: man that bites you gotta dump her.
blow joe by joe_unreal March 23, 2022

Joe Blowgan 

A blowjob in which you add a dose of DMT on the end of your knob slobber for the person to suck pleasantly into a DMT style trip thus becoming enlightened like Joe Rogan.
I bought my girl a wedding ring, but I’m nervous about proposing. But after getting a Joe Blowgan from her, she totally said yes!
Joe Blowgan by @JoganRoe February 23, 2021

Blowing Joe 

"I was totally blowing joe last night with Ryan."
Blowing Joe by fantasialova November 29, 2009
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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