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jodie comer
the most talented bitch out there. she has the prettiest hands that just scream "choke me, celebrity" !
but for real she's so cute and sweet and probably the most generous , genuine person in all of the universes.
but for real she's so cute and sweet and probably the most generous , genuine person in all of the universes.
jodie comer by teenylesbo May 7, 2020
Related Words
Jodie'd • Jodie • Jodie Foster • jodie marsh • jodie comer • jodie whittaker • Jolied • Jedied • Joded • jodido
to impress jodie foster
What you say when did something stupid and you really have no explanation as why you did it in the first place. Comes from the psychopath John Hinckley, Jr. who tried to assassinate Ronald Reagan to impress Jodie Foster.
Cop: "Why did you throw your milkshake at the drive-thru lady?"
Crook: "Uh...uh..to impress jodie foster.."
Crook: "Uh...uh..to impress jodie foster.."
to impress jodie foster by tonitewedineinhell June 22, 2008
dave and jodie
dave and jodie by Super D 08 November 27, 2020
A-Jodie-Amount
A-Jodie-Amount is a way to describe someone who drinks beyond their capabilities. Usually resulting in an awful hangover including sickness.
She drank A-Jodie-Amount last night.
"How are you feeling today?" "Not good hun, I drunk A-Jodie-Amount last night."
"How are you feeling today?" "Not good hun, I drunk A-Jodie-Amount last night."
A-Jodie-Amount by Funnymum24 April 23, 2017
jodiecomersexual
jodiecomersexual by The gay Jesus November 4, 2020
Jodie
A true friend who gives someone a chance before she judges them.
Is there for anyone who is hurt or feeling hurt. Good at making people feel better.
Lights up a room with her smile. A loyal companion. Never uses people for there advantages.
Is kind hearted to those who are as well.
Is there for anyone who is hurt or feeling hurt. Good at making people feel better.
Lights up a room with her smile. A loyal companion. Never uses people for there advantages.
Is kind hearted to those who are as well.
jodie the best person to become friends with
Jodie by Kyle basse December 30, 2013
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