Jolied 

When your boyfriend/girlfriend gets stolen by someone else.

Oooh girl, I knew she was going to getjolied. That girl is too trusting.

Jolied again. For shame.

We met during filming. Friends first, then I joliedhim. His name is Brad. Maybe you've heard of him?-from an anonymous source

Jolied by Bokchoygurl August 14, 2012

Jolied 

When one participates in a shenanigan that is totally out of character and not conscious of doing the shenanigan.

I sacrificed my dog for her. I was jolied!

Jolied by Dobbiecuzisaidso April 28, 2022

Angelina Jolie 

Angelina Jolie is simply said, perfection. But there is nothing simple about this goddess that walks the earth. From her stunning lips to her amazing body, she represents perfection as a human being. She received international stardom for her roles in the Tomb Raider movies and rightly so. She has somewhat accelerated her movie career whilst caring for her adopted children and the child she has with Brad Pitt (luckiest man in the world).

"Wow, that was perfection, just like Angelina Jolie."

"This movie needed more Angelina Jolie."

"Angelina Jolie - 'nuff said."

Angelina Jolie by The Great Kraken August 28, 2007

angelina jolie 

the place where heaven meets earth. angelina jolie is a beautiful, sexy, perfect and kind hearted person. she is also a badass actress to boot.

Angelina Jolie is so hot.

angelina jolie by wootwoot1000 September 12, 2009

Angelina Jolie 

The reason why we men get morning wood and random boners. Even if we haven't seen her, read about her or ever heard about her.

Yep, she's that good.

Also, she would be a nice avatar for God.

Angelina Jolie. What else can you say?

Angelina Jolie by JcDent June 17, 2007

Joliesa

A crazy directioner who has a strange taste of music. A white girl who's obsessed with hot dudes. A London dreamer who eats a lot.

Ashley: hey guess what I just found out

Joliesa: what

Ashley: I'm such a joliesa

Joliesa: -_-

Joliesa by tyi_fue April 30, 2014

Angelina Jolie 

She is the most beautiful woman alive. Her best work as an actress may have been as "Lisa" in "Girl, Interrupted" and "Gia" as the title character. She should also be noted for her dedication to philanthropic work, even going so far as to adopt children from impoverished countries.
She is also Brad Pitt's new lover, which is a definite step up from his former one. Her one flaw may be her marked lack of derriere, but I suppose that can be overlooked in favor or her other attributes.

It's just not fair that Angelina Jolie gets to be so beautiful.

Angelina Jolie by Beatrix Kiddo July 20, 2006