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luke jodice

A total cunt boi, usually an egg head
hes just a luke jodice
luke jodice by MyWayWardSon September 19, 2018
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jonicles 

crusty little chunks that attach to the back o' the sack after spicy meals. Also known as dried toilet splashback.
Man, that carne asada gave me a whole new crop of jonicles......got a chisel??

jodileigh 

Probably the hottest girl you will ever see in your life. Girls with the name Jodileigh are known to be hoes and cannot stop themselves from sucking your weiner and ejaculating onto their perfect 34D tits. Never catch feelings for a girl named Jodileigh as everything she says is a lie and will fuck your life up. Jodileigh's typically are very close with her other hoe friends who like to talk about dick 24/7. This encourages the Jodileigh to partake in such activities. They are also extremely loud making you want to stick your dick down her throat so she can shut the fuck up. A Jodileigh can easily seduce you with her skimpy clothes exposing her perfect breasts. Many men fall for this and will fall in love with Jodileigh which is a big mistake. Jodileigh will suck the soul out of you even though she may have braces. Summon any Jodileigh by saying "I have krispy kreme donuts" and she will be on her knees in the next 11 seconds. It is like you are staring into an angel when looking into Jodileigh's eyes but this is exactly what she wants you to think. Her bald spots in her head are from men pulling her her too hard when they fuck her from behind. This kind of girl has about 32 different types of STD's so take it from me and never allow your horny 17 year old self to fall for a Jodileigh.
"WOW i just busted the biggest nut on a girl"

"Whats her name?"
"Jodileigh"
"Kill yourself BILLY"
jodileigh by digbick68 November 4, 2017
A fine ass boy will bag every girl in yo school
Sometimes it can mean a fine ass dreadhead
He Jodicye because he fine and a dreadhead
Jodicye by JodiGM November 21, 2021
Jodice is the most sweetest and genuine person you'll ever know. She's very adventurous and loved by everyone around her. She can be very miserable at times but love like no other. She is kind hearted and very loyal to people around her both friendship and relationship. Seh a go-getter, ambitious and dedicated. She will definitely go for anything she sets her mind to. She is a don't care kinda person who does not care what people wanna say about her. She's loved by many and a very supportive person.
Jodicé is the kinda person everyone would want around them. Be like JODICÉ.
Jodicé by Jodii-Que November 23, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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