kickass centerfielder for the Boston Red Sox, who after making his debut during the 2007 season, is likely to become the starting centerfielder of the 2008 Red Sox over Coco Crisp, and continue on the road to stardom.
Fly ball to centerfield, Ellsbury is chasing after it, way back, deep, on the track... OUT. ELLSBURY CAUGHT IT. JACOBY ELLSBURY WITH THE DIVING GRAB. Fucking Awesome!
A PERSON OR THING THAT EVERYONE WANTS TO BE LIKE. SOMEONE OR SOMETHING THAT MAKES PEOPLE LAUGH. SOMETHING THAT EVERYONE MUST HAVE AT LEAST ONE OF. ALMOST LIKE A DRUG THAT MAKES YOU FEELS GOOD.
THE WAY COOL HOST ON MTV! A REALLY HOT GUY THAT ALL THE GIRLS GOT TO GET WITH.
I WAS FEELING LIKE SHIT, THEN I TOOK A JACOBY AND HAVE FELT GREAT ALL DAY!
DID YOU SEE THAT JACOBY, I HAVE GOT TO GET ME ONE OF THOSE!
I WAS HAVING A SHITTY DAY UNTIL I HUNG OUT WITH JACOBY.
1. The hottest man in the MLB
2. An amazingly fast outfielder for the Boston Red Sox 3. The guy who came home on a wild pitch. From second base.
4. The 2008 Rookie of the Year?
5. He won everyone in America a free Taco from Taco Bell.