To embarassingly sabatoge one's own chance at success moments before acheivement by becoming overly confident and showing off. Derived from U.S. snowboarder Lindsay Jacobellis' tumble at the 2006 Olympics.
Jimmy pulled a major Jacobellis the other day. He was almost at the finish line for the 400 meter, then he started dancing, and tripped. The other runners stepped on him, and he came in last. Poor Jimmy.
The woman every man would like to have but is hesitant to approach. She seems to good to be true. Friendly, loving, modest, sexy, beautiful, sweet, strong, honest, sensitive, and with a beautiful smile. She is independent and a committed hard worker. A professional who lives with integrity. Will give her all to the man she is with, but wants the same in return. Respectful and 100% loyal to her man. The man who has a Jocabed in his life should not let her go. She will help him succeed and accomplish his goals because she will take them as hers. A Jocabed is passionate and deserves to be treated gently and with love. A Jocabed needs to feel protected by the man she loves. If you see one or if you know one, approach her, you won't regret it.
Jocabed has such a great sense of humor!
Jocabed is such a happy girl!
I want a Jocabed!
When I let Jocabed go I made the worst mistake of my life and I regret it.
A bad ass nigga that dont give a fuck about no one or anything he's nice and shit but he'll fuck you up if you try him he can be peacefull and shit but don't get it twisted he'll fuck you up and he has a big dick plus he's a pot head
1. To cost oneself athletic glory and sentence oneself to a lifetime of smarmy people using surname as a verb, esp. through youthfully hubristic hot-dogging.
2. To spin out and end an Olympic Games in disappointment.
Jacobe is handsome and athletic. He is most comfortable around his friends. He has no problem talking to girls but in a relationship may try to start off slow. He is a caring sweet person. Don't mess around when it comes to sports.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.