JACOBY

A PERSON OR THING THAT EVERYONE WANTS TO BE LIKE. SOMEONE OR SOMETHING THAT MAKES PEOPLE LAUGH. SOMETHING THAT EVERYONE MUST HAVE AT LEAST ONE OF. ALMOST LIKE A DRUG THAT MAKES YOU FEELS GOOD.
THE WAY COOL HOST ON MTV! A REALLY HOT GUY THAT ALL THE GIRLS GOT TO GET WITH.

I WAS FEELING LIKE SHIT, THEN I TOOK A JACOBY AND HAVE FELT GREAT ALL DAY!

DID YOU SEE THAT JACOBY, I HAVE GOT TO GET ME ONE OF THOSE!

I WAS HAVING A SHITTY DAY UNTIL I HUNG OUT WITH JACOBY.

by fuah666 March 1, 2009
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JACOBY--ONE HOT MTV HOST FOR THE KICK-ASS SHOW SCARRED!

A PERSON OR THING THAT EVERYONE WANTS TO BE LIKE. SOMEONE OR SOMETHING THAT MAKES PEOPLE LAUGH. SOMETHING THAT EVERYONE MUST HAVE AT LEAST ONE OF. A DRUG THAT MAKES YOU FEELS GOOD.
A REALLY HOT GUY THAT ALL THE GIRLS GOT TO GET WITH.

I WAS FEELING LIKE SHIT, THEN I TOOK A JACOBY AND HAVE FELT GREAT ALL DAY!

DID YOU SEE THAT JACOBY, I HAVE GOT TO GET ME ONE OF THOSE!

I WAS HAVING A SHITTY DAY UNTIL I HUNG OUT WITH JACOBY.

by YAPMO1 March 1, 2009
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A drink accidentally created in Cabo, Mexico and perfected in San Antonio, Texas thereafter by a mutha fucka jones badass who also goes by Tanto Goldstien, but his friends call him Bubba. His real name is Jacob.

It is composed of Absolute Citron vodka and cranberry with a splash of pineapple. The pineapple offsets the tartness of the cranberry just perfectly, just like his tongue offsets her bitterness when licked.
I want to get fucked up and I only know how to effectively do that with a Jacobi!

Jacobis remind me of the sunsets in the pool all day drinking from 9AM until someone passed out cold!

Give me Jacobis or give me death!
by BMW14 July 1, 2019
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He is a beast who knows everything. He is a sexy, cute, athletic guy who knows how to have an amazing time. He will rock your world, inside and out. Meet him and bang him.
I want to bang that Jacobi
by Beast boy123456 August 1, 2011
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A spinning 360 backflip layout cork 900 into a spinning fury slipping a cock into your mom
Shut up Chad I Jacoby'ed you mom!
by Jacobymomslayer6000 November 12, 2020
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Jacobie is the best friend you will ever have . If you find one keep him . And love him. But whatcha gone do with his attitude
Hey bsf , jacobie "gives me a hug "
by Jameria his bsf September 18, 2020
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