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The process of putting on tactical vests and helmets
Tell your men to "jockup" in five minutes
jockup by justajundy November 23, 2010
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The process of putting on military equipment such as body armor
Jock up! we ar moving out in 5 minutes
jock up by jundyfan2009 May 6, 2011

jockulation 

The method, or act, of jocking.
You're arms are good, healthy and strong from constant jockulation
jockulation by The Creator 2009 February 17, 2009

jockular 

adj.; the moronic state of being a prototypical jock; representing the asinine and often morally detestable characteristics associated with jocks
Brad the running back is such a jockular douche when he throws the football at the Down Syndrome water boy's head for laughs.
jockular by Beedubbleya February 26, 2015

jockulation 

The method, or act, of jocking.
Your arms are good, healthy and strong from constant jockulation
jockulation by The Creator 2009 February 17, 2009

jockpost 

to have the stench of the locker room brought to your face.
Ines Sainz got jockposted by Rex Ryan at practice today!!
jockpost by mikey mc3413 September 15, 2010

jockumentary 

Sports films. Anything from a biography, to highlights, to full length features about sports that aren't the actual event.
Al spent the whole day watching football games. Then he spent the rest of the night watching a jockumentary about Johnny Unitas.
jockumentary by SJ@24 November 26, 2010
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026
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