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The process of putting on tactical vests and helmets
Tell your men to "jockup" in five minutes
jockup by justajundy November 23, 2010
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jackupsguy 

(n) One who is in a state of awesomeness.
Jackupsguy is da bomb!
jackupsguy by Jack, the UPSGUY March 28, 2007
A jiccup is when you’re sexual partner develops a case of the hiccups shortly after ingesting ur man juice. When jiccuping the man juice renters the mouth. Basically jizz hiccups.
Damn shawty you got the jiccups again? You just brushed yo teeth, you a sped rocket if you think I’m kissing you and my kids. Go brush your teeth again you worthless slut.
jiccups by TheJiccupSpitUp October 30, 2022

jackupuncture 

Da "medical treatment" dat Jill received atop da hill from her weed-bleary male companion dat involved da insertion of his "probing device" into her "nerve center".
Due to Silly Jill's having "forgotten her pill", da gleeful "jackupuncture" dat said "high" female received from her pot-gathering colleague turned out to be "childish behavior".
jackupuncture by QuacksO February 8, 2023
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026