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jocku

a word used to describe someone acting like a fool used by people in the former confederate states of america
Sheriff: what the he'll are y'all jockus doing

hillbilly: nothun jus smokun meth with mauy womaun

Sheriff: well alraight y'all take care now ill see you an your sister again at the family reounion an call me if you see any lazy no good niggers
by El_Slapo November 13, 2017
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Jocklash

The feeling a Scottish person feels when they see another Scottish person do something that makes them feel embarrassed to be Scottish. Cringeworthy behaviour seen in person, on tv etc. Watching tv shows for example Hogmanay or Scottish football.
Oh no your giving me jocklash
by DeanLFC October 31, 2018
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Jockism

A wonderful religion circulating our frälsare Jockiboi.

It all started when Jocke offrade his child Lunabelle in the staircase to represent our hardships as humans and to forgive us for our sins, this historious moment led to a wonderful tradition where the last sunday every month we offrar a child in the stairs.
you coming to our jocki' study this sunday?

sawry mahn, i gotta go mash potatoes for our jockism family prayer.
by En frälsare February 3, 2021
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Broadcast Jockey

Broadcast Jockeys, also known as BJs, are Koreans who stream games, music, singing, live talk sessions and sometimes sexually suggestive acts, albeit without nudity. Websites like afreecaTV allow BJs to earn through their streams by giving viewers the ability to pay for certain services.
This Broadcast Jockey girl is cute.
by realmsofmen August 14, 2016
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Jockland

Derogatory term for Scotland. You know, cos they’re all jocks therefore the land of jocks shall be known as Jockland.

It’s usually found that said folk enjoy tartan to the point that their homes are decorated in tartan wallpaper complimented with tartan rugs. Common mealtimes consist of haggis with jock whiskey
Och, am on me way to jockland
by Hoo See October 19, 2019
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jock up

The process of putting on military equipment such as body armor
Jock up! we ar moving out in 5 minutes
by jundyfan2009 May 6, 2011
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Curb jockey

That curb jockey is always begging for money in front of the smoke shop.
by King Yamayama December 18, 2014
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