jobgoblin

A jobgoblin is someone who has illegally traveled north into the United States in search of work. jobgoblins are characterized by their greasy skin, strong odor, love of extremely loud foreign music, and the inability to communicate properly with bosses, foremen, and strangers. They are also noted for their great consumption of cheap alcohol and napping on the job. When a jobgoblin successfully travels into America, he/she tends to move to an area already inhabited by other jobgoblins in hopes of avoiding suspicion. They then proceed to find work in agricultural fields, such as orchards and dairies, working for small amounts of cash to add to their welfare checks. They tend to steal tools, car/tractor batteries and sleep on the job. Once a region is infested with jobgoblins, there is no hope of removal for their numbers increase exponentially from the lack of use of birth control, love of welfare checks, and protection offered by the Democratic Party of America, given for unknown reasons.

I can't stand it. Even though I put up a sign saying there are no jobs available, jobgoblins still keep pouring in looking for work!

by h8s2makeusernames March 17, 2011

robgoblin

Gypsy, traveller, homeless person, pikey.
Intinerent traveller, supporting "independent" lifestyle by stealing from others.

Better make sure the doors and windows are scurely locked tonight, Mavis - the robgoblins are living in the layby again.

by dvarpala June 14, 2004

Knob Gobblin' Hobgoblin

Someone who does not use proper etiquette when giving a gentalman oral pleasure.

Dude Betty is such a whore. John said she sucked his dick like a Knob Gobblin' Hobgoblin

by GramLovesHam April 7, 2016

Hobgoblin

A miserable tightarse...Will shamelessly skip his shout, turn up to BYO parties empty handed and just scab off everyone else.... if they do buy anything, it is whatever swill is the cheapest.

I can't believe he turned up empty handed, and then preceded to guts all of our good beer.... that friggen Hobgoblin

by The anal douche March 22, 2020

fobgoblin

any female soldier or female contractor deployed to a combat zone that you have sex with due to the fact that you are deployed but would normaly never touch due to the fact that she is nasty but available.

Damm I'm so horny i think I'm gonna break down and fuck the fobgoblin

by reservoirdogg26 May 25, 2009

Nobgoblin

A species of Goblin, of the goblinus herpeaticmus genus. Usually minimalistic in hieght, this creature prays on men's private regions for its own sadistic pleasure. Nobgoblin's are secretive shy creatures by nature, often residing in small cracks and crevices. They appear rarely, only surfacing for food or penis. The creature's face has never been seen, but it is believed to bear resemblance to CJ during a particularily tough boot camp session.

If you dont stop it, ill get my Nobgoblin out on you!

by ScoutNibblet March 11, 2004

Hobgoblin

A way of expressing you find a member of the opposite sex hideous and utterly repulsive.

Person 1: yo i just hooked up with this girl.
Nick: i feel like she was a real...Hobgoblin...

by t3@mN!ck August 22, 2010