Definitions by garrythegrey
Cottering
The act of walking asymmetrical when your dying for a shit and are trying to make the distance to the toilet.
derived from "cotter pin" the pin that attaches your crank to your bottom bracket on your bicycle, and when worn or broken, forced your feet to pedal at different ratios.
derived from "cotter pin" the pin that attaches your crank to your bottom bracket on your bicycle, and when worn or broken, forced your feet to pedal at different ratios.
" Tracy is rob ok? has he got a back or knee issue? he`s walking kind of odd." No he`s just Cottering, he`s dying for a shit and has to walk that way so he`ll make the distance."
Cottering by garrythegrey January 1, 2022
Globeshite
A term given to a round earth believer from a flat earth point of view, a sedimentary take on : Gobshite or Gabshite.
`Quentin there`s a fellow over the flat plane, yonder claiming we live on a spinning globe` - ` Pay no mind to that Dunderhead Nathan he`s a `globeshite.`
Globeshite by garrythegrey May 29, 2020
Under-surfer
little balls of snot or snotters that are dangling from ones nasel hairs. the act of breathing causes them
too surf.
too surf.
fuck me! brian in the bakery needs his nose hair trimmed, he had an under-surfer so big it was riding his top lip.
Under-surfer by garrythegrey July 12, 2016
dogshit mule
A person who carries picked up dogshit on his/her person till they get home,usually seen with a long coat and a belt strapped round their waist with the sed items dangling from it. oh and is usually accompanied by a rather large german shepard.
A person who wears his/her dogshit bags like a badge of honour!
A person who wears his/her dogshit bags like a badge of honour!
"christ look at that dogshit mule terry ! he must have 12 bags of shit hanging from his waist" "but he`s sooo proud pete"
dogshit mule by garrythegrey May 30, 2016
Biddie fiddler
Biddie fiddler by garrythegrey April 13, 2016
Acadumbic
a person or persons, who spen 3-5 years studying and getting in to debt obtaining a degree or higher Academic qualification, then spend their working lives , in menial jobs.
Employee "look here i spent 3 years at uni obtaining a history degree"
Employer "i`m very pleased for you, now put the beans on the shelf cuz now you have a masters in shelf stacking you Acadumbic"
acadumbic acadumbass
Employer "i`m very pleased for you, now put the beans on the shelf cuz now you have a masters in shelf stacking you Acadumbic"
acadumbic acadumbass
Acadumbic by garrythegrey September 10, 2011