by garrythegrey August 17, 2015
A person who carries picked up dogshit on his/her person till they get home,usually seen with a long coat and a belt strapped round their waist with the sed items dangling from it. oh and is usually accompanied by a rather large german shepard.
A person who wears his/her dogshit bags like a badge of honour!
A person who wears his/her dogshit bags like a badge of honour!
"christ look at that dogshit mule terry ! he must have 12 bags of shit hanging from his waist" "but he`s sooo proud pete"
by garrythegrey April 24, 2016
a person or persons, who spen 3-5 years studying and getting in to debt obtaining a degree or higher Academic qualification, then spend their working lives , in menial jobs.
Employee "look here i spent 3 years at uni obtaining a history degree"
Employer "i`m very pleased for you, now put the beans on the shelf cuz now you have a masters in shelf stacking you Acadumbic"
acadumbic acadumbass
Employer "i`m very pleased for you, now put the beans on the shelf cuz now you have a masters in shelf stacking you Acadumbic"
acadumbic acadumbass
by garrythegrey September 09, 2011
the dark resedue resembling coffee, that exists around a depthcharge that has been lying at the bottom of the toilet bowl, usually discovered in public toilets....
jobbycoffee depthcharge
by garrythegrey August 31, 2011
by garrythegrey January 02, 2016
A term given to a round earth believer from a flat earth point of view, a sedimentary take on : Gobshite or Gabshite.
`Quentin there`s a fellow over the flat plane, yonder claiming we live on a spinning globe` - ` Pay no mind to that Dunderhead Nathan he`s a `globeshite.`
by garrythegrey May 29, 2020
The act of walking asymmetrical when your dying for a shit and are trying to make the distance to the toilet.
derived from "cotter pin" the pin that attaches your crank to your bottom bracket on your bicycle, and when worn or broken, forced your feet to pedal at different ratios.
derived from "cotter pin" the pin that attaches your crank to your bottom bracket on your bicycle, and when worn or broken, forced your feet to pedal at different ratios.
" Tracy is rob ok? has he got a back or knee issue? he`s walking kind of odd." No he`s just Cottering, he`s dying for a shit and has to walk that way so he`ll make the distance."
by garrythegrey January 01, 2022