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Bobbycock 

To leave phone number and website URL on others' crockery with a sauce, applied by pointed instrument.
when out with friends you become somewhat bored once the meal has been eaten. One elected person then bobbycocks with the left over sweet chilli sauce and a squwer. much to the amusement of onlookers when the waitress trys to read the plate whilst returning to the kitchen.
Bobbycock by bobbycock October 26, 2005
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boobcock 

When a person has long nipple that can almost represent a penis.
Barbara was beautiful, but when I realized she had a pair of boobcocks under her shirt, I cringed.
boobcock by j rad March 15, 2004
The appearance of a man's penis, of small endowment (<5"), which is shaved to enhance and accentuate its boyishness. It maybe used as a term indicating self-acceptance and pride. It may also be used in the sexual practice of male genital humiliation.
He was hot for the dude's freshly shaved boycock.
boycock by dick derringer October 11, 2013
The act of sliding a precisely placed penis up and down in between ass cheeks.
Guy #1: Last night I got pretty lucky with Tiffany and gave her some bootycock!

Guy #2: Hell yeah brother!
bootycock by porkroll December 27, 2020
a cock so ugly it looks like a turd, also a particularly shitty cuntbag
your cock looks like shit - it s a jobbycock
jobbycock by hairy donna October 29, 2006

boobycock 

the art of sliding your penis up and down in between a girls tits.
boobycock by lenzshocker November 30, 2004