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joanzing

The act of assaulting a person from behind with a club or blunt object and dragging them back to your room to have your way with them like a caveman. A common practice for large individuals whose game is lacking to the point where they don't even bother talking to girls because they know they don't have the intellect or personality to coax someone sleep with them... Straight college rape

John- Hey man what are you doing with that club?

Matt- I haven't gotten laid in a while man, I'm straight Joanzing tonight.

by byaaaaaaa March 3, 2008