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can replace any verb. used like smurf or marklar.
Usually used when something bad happens.
I joacked my cock in that tight par three's ass.
The other day i joacked my hammy falling down the stairs.
I got joacked when i fell into a tub of sweet brown cash.
This whore is joacking my back pussy.
If you don't shut your piehole I'm going to joack your face!
joacked by sweet edwin December 25, 2007
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Jacked Jugs 

My trick to give the impression of big perky breasts

Place washing up sponges at the bottom of each bra cup. This will both lift your breasts but also give them that rounded look above the bra

I find if I don't do this I look like my tits have collapsed inside my bra or they are just not visible at all
Great tip for jacked jugs
Jacked Jugs by Working Class Hero December 18, 2020

Twitter Jacked 

"Twitter Jacked" is when someone copies your tweet instead of re-tweeting, therefore, you don't get the credit.

If you are doing the stealing, then you are "Twitter Jacking"
You gotta be kidding me, I was just "Twitter Jacked" by 123starblizzy, he copied my tweet and passed it off as his.

WTF!
Twitter Jacked by Athalonius November 4, 2011

Jacked to the Tits 

That moment you realise you're about to make a huge payoff just before the world burns.
Are you jacked? I'm jacked to the tits! TO THE TITS!
Jacked to the Tits by Nick, yeah? September 11, 2019
the term “jorcked” can be used to describe a situation where an individual, through their own actions or the actions of others, has experienced or been subject to an embarrassing or slightly degrading event. Although quite often a “jorcking” occurs in the context of humour, particularly for the audience of any such event, it is not essential to classifying an event as a “jorcking"
She just jorcked herself on the van window
Jorcked by Fennerd group effort October 28, 2010
Having huge muscles (i.e. "jacks")
Greg: "Baby, you think I look swole today?"
Tabitha: "Hell yeah, sugar - you are JACKED!"
Jacked by Greg's Girl July 14, 2009

Mommy Jacked

When someone posts an update on Facebook and people reply about their children and really nothing to do with what the status was about.
Happy Veteran's Day!

Reply- Oh, yes it's my babies 6 months of being born today, so thankful. Happy Veterans day to you to.
(You're post just got Mommy jacked)
Mommy Jacked by agentrant February 3, 2012
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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