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jjwatt- he is the best person in the world. He is the best football player and he is built like a tank. He has a big pp as well

jjwatt is his husband..freak in sheets;)

jjwatt by anonymous November 17, 2021

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JJ Watt

Justin James Watt. Number 99 on the Houston Texans. NFL Badass. Has played Defensive End, Tight End, and Halfback. Can pretty much play any position and kick a shit ton of ass. Super Sack Machine. Can bench 225 pounds 37 times without stopping. Eats 9000 calories a day. Anyone that can get a sack and kickass.

Example 1 : Announcer - Well {JJ Watt} is now the only player to be the sack leader tackle leader turnover leader passing leader rushing leader reception leader kick leader punting leader and return leader.
Example 2 : High school football player - Damn I just pulled off a {JJ Watt} that entire game!
Friend - Yo Jim! I just gave that girl a {JJ Watt} when I she wanted head!

JJ Watt by 13Steaks27 May 5, 2016

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JJ Watt • Jwatt • Jawatt • Jowatt • jwatti • James Jowatt • jew-attack • Friday night live with J.J watt

Jawatt

A way of calling someone with red hair within poor neighbourhoods.

Person 1: Red head wearing a ford tshirt and kmart shoes, walks down the street.
Person 2: Yells out to person 1 "Hey jawatt, how are ya?"

Jawatt by ThePizzooGamer76 August 8, 2018

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Jowatt

A very monotone Team Fortress 2 player with a trap as a friend

Person 1: Have you watched Jowatt's new video

Person 2: huh?

Jowatt by Chorng June 10, 2021

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Jwatt

Lightskin, Tall ,And always wearing sweats. Goes to WKHS. Can be nice at time but is really mean. And you will never know what he got going on unless he wants you to know.

Girl….thats Jwatt

Jwatt by KendallG November 21, 2021

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jwatti

a cool guy

"jwatti"

jwatti by jwatti January 19, 2023

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James Jowatt

Sexy emo with a fat shlong. Quite slim but can eat the world and not gain weight. Does sensory with Josh and is dating him. Very gay but that’s okay. Paper thin nipples and makes guys scream without the s.

Guy: “his Willy was so big!”
Guy 2:”was definitely James Jowatt”

James Jowatt by Jigglywiggly101 December 21, 2021

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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