Writing something witty on someone's facebook wall conversation that has shown up on your news feed that has absolutely nothing to do with you: exclusive posts to someone specific, conversations between couples, pathetic cries for emotional help (aka "This day sucked b/c..." statuses)
I love Danielle (Danielle says) I love you too! (you say) I hate you both! (You have just been jerattacked. Have a nice day.)
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).