Jizznado 

1. Ejaculating in a plugged shower, tub, sink, or toilet. Then unplugging the drain allowing the ejaculate to form a vortex of jizz, ie, the Jizznado.

2. In the event a tornado sucks up a sperm bank. The tornado can then be classified a Jizznado.

1. Friend 1: Did you hear the toilet flush

Friend 2: Yeah must of been John making

his daily Jizznado.

2. Friend 1: God damnit!

Friend 2: What's wrong?

Friend 1: Some tornado picked up the

sperm bank I just donated to.

Friend 2: What a Jizznado!

Jizznado by Jizzbender January 22, 2025

jizzadoodle

Sperm covered shit. Jizz all up in the poop shoot; similar to a chocolate yodel.

There were jizzadoodles on the floor after he got a blumpkin.

jizzadoodle by NottyGirlTerri July 22, 2007

jizzado 

left over or dried up seamen.

dried crust of jizzado (jizz) on chick vagina lips after a botched pull out!!! ejaculate

jizzado by Jake the snake carney January 16, 2008

jizzado 

Left over cum (seaman) resado on any surface.

Brother: "That swamp donkey you set me up with last night had jizzado all over her pussy lips!"
Me: "ahaha I know i put it there"

jizzado by Jacob weiner face January 16, 2008

jizznadoe 

basically when a guy bust a huge nut in a girl’s mouth...yea...not really surprised are ya?

Ayo JC!! last night there was a jizznadoe in Kristys mouth lmao!

jizznadoe by GirlyTwoShoes July 2, 2020