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Jizznado 

1. Ejaculating in a plugged shower, tub, sink, or toilet. Then unplugging the drain allowing the ejaculate to form a vortex of jizz, ie, the Jizznado.

2. In the event a tornado sucks up a sperm bank. The tornado can then be classified a Jizznado.
1. Friend 1: Did you hear the toilet flush

Friend 2: Yeah must of been John making

his daily Jizznado.

2. Friend 1: God damnit!

Friend 2: What's wrong?

Friend 1: Some tornado picked up the

sperm bank I just donated to.

Friend 2: What a Jizznado!
Jizznado by Jizzbender January 22, 2025
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jizzadoodle

Sperm covered shit. Jizz all up in the poop shoot; similar to a chocolate yodel.
There were jizzadoodles on the floor after he got a blumpkin.
jizzadoodle by NottyGirlTerri July 22, 2007
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dried crust of jizzado (jizz) on chick vagina lips after a botched pull out!!! ejaculate
jizzado by Jake the snake carney January 16, 2008
Left over cum (seaman) resado on any surface.
Brother: "That swamp donkey you set me up with last night had jizzado all over her pussy lips!"
Me: "ahaha I know i put it there"
jizzado by Jacob weiner face January 16, 2008

jizznadoe 

basically when a guy bust a huge nut in a girl’s mouth...yea...not really surprised are ya?
Ayo JC!! last night there was a jizznadoe in Kristys mouth lmao!
jizznadoe by GirlyTwoShoes July 2, 2020
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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