jizzwad

n. A person who is likened to a globular compound of spent semen.

Man, Ian really is a jizzwad. I wish he'd stop being such a cuntox assclown fucktard, the jizzwad that he is.

by Peter December 10, 2003

Jizzwad

The ball of toilet paper created after cleaning up semen; usually deposited into the toilet

Someone should’ve flushed their jizzwads down the drain before they left.

by Beastlybeast_123 June 30, 2018

jizz wad

A person that is an idiot and deserves to be compared to splooge.

That fucking jizz wad was acting like a douche.

by JD G April 2, 2008

jizzwazz

Somebody you refer to as a wasted wank

That Danny Holland is a jizzwazz

by Missyb August 10, 2015

Jizz-wad

A man from Junction City ,Oh that was never good enough to marry you in the first place. One that you equally hated for your whole marriage, but never cheated on and waited on him hand and foot. Who continually fucked people you knew even though you are hot and they were not comparable to your financial success , education or beauty. Who convinced you that you had trust issues and tried to make you insecure. A 30 year old man born on November 19, 1978, that has been seen crying in your front yard to see you, and that has a crooked dick.

jizz-wad , fucked, dick

by Thirdtimesacharm September 6, 2010

jizzadoodle

Sperm covered shit. Jizz all up in the poop shoot; similar to a chocolate yodel.

There were jizzadoodles on the floor after he got a blumpkin.

by NottyGirlTerri July 22, 2007

JizzWa

The mixing of the bolivian coca leaf-based liquer 'Agwa' with equal parts human ejaculate, or 'Semen', in a 25ml shot glass to form an alcoholic beverage. Usually ingested via the mouth, other forms of ingestion yet to be documented.

Lousifa: "Mr Lee! Rudeboy! Try this!"

Mr Lee: "What's that? looks jank."

Lousifa: "It's Jizzwa. I Just invented it."

Mr Lee: "What's in it..?"

Lousifa: "Nevermind that, just neck it."

by Mr L33 January 18, 2012