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n. A person who is likened to a globular compound of spent semen.
Man, Ian really is a jizzwad. I wish he'd stop being such a cuntox assclown fucktard, the jizzwad that he is.
jizzwad by Peter December 10, 2003
Urban Dictionary Merch
The ball of toilet paper created after cleaning up semen; usually deposited into the toilet
Someone should’ve flushed their jizzwads down the drain before they left.
Jizzwad by Beastlybeast_123 June 30, 2018
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jizz wad  

A person that is an idiot and deserves to be compared to splooge.
That fucking jizz wad was acting like a douche.
jizz wad by JD G April 2, 2008

jizzwazz 

Somebody you refer to as a wasted wank
That Danny Holland is a jizzwazz
jizzwazz by Missyb August 10, 2015

Jizz-wad 

A man from Junction City ,Oh that was never good enough to marry you in the first place. One that you equally hated for your whole marriage, but never cheated on and waited on him hand and foot. Who continually fucked people you knew even though you are hot and they were not comparable to your financial success , education or beauty. Who convinced you that you had trust issues and tried to make you insecure. A 30 year old man born on November 19, 1978, that has been seen crying in your front yard to see you, and that has a crooked dick.
jizz-wad , fucked, dick
Jizz-wad by Thirdtimesacharm September 6, 2010

jizzadoodle

Sperm covered shit. Jizz all up in the poop shoot; similar to a chocolate yodel.
There were jizzadoodles on the floor after he got a blumpkin.
jizzadoodle by NottyGirlTerri July 22, 2007
The mixing of the bolivian coca leaf-based liquer 'Agwa' with equal parts human ejaculate, or 'Semen', in a 25ml shot glass to form an alcoholic beverage. Usually ingested via the mouth, other forms of ingestion yet to be documented.
Lousifa: "Mr Lee! Rudeboy! Try this!"

Mr Lee: "What's that? looks jank."

Lousifa: "It's Jizzwa. I Just invented it."

Mr Lee: "What's in it..?"

Lousifa: "Nevermind that, just neck it."
JizzWa by Mr L33 January 18, 2012
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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