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A computer
"you mean I can check my email on my Porno machine?"
by Gord lang July 03, 2009

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The clarity of mind that immediately follows ejaculation, usually involving shame and regret about one's choice of sexual partner.
"Boy, once jizzlightenment set in, I couldn't get out of that tree planting hostel fast enough."
by Gord Lang July 02, 2009

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