When a chick is blowing a dude and quickly realizes that he has no intention of reciprocating, she yanks her head up when he cums. Then, when he has jizz all over himself, the girl scoops some up in her hand and slaps it on the nearest wall, to remain there probably forever, since most guys would never bother washing a wall.
When Jenny's selfish boyfriend Randall was about to shoot his load in her mouth, she decided to pull her head up and jizzlap it on his bedroom wall.
by Jessus H. Zachrist July 19, 2005
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To implement your jizztastic dominance over an unwilling girl or guy. It is often referred to as a holy semen war against a persons face, tonsils, asshole, or any other orifice.
Last night I took that infidel Bernice back to my place and after finding spiritual inner peace I unloaded a Jizzlamic Jihad upon her boobs.
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by D-Fence October 20, 2010
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by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004
Get the jizzcapade mug.1. the act of screaming the word "jizz" while moving your arm in an overhead circular motion and connecting an open hand to another persons face. Usually resulting in the extreme anger of the individual receiving the "jizz" slap.
2. the act of removing a condom after sex and firmly grabbing the tip while full force slapping the condom over your partners face, resulting in an open ended explosion of your seminal juices over the persons face. If done hard enough a laseration of the skin will occur and seminal juices will flow into the cut.
2. the act of removing a condom after sex and firmly grabbing the tip while full force slapping the condom over your partners face, resulting in an open ended explosion of your seminal juices over the persons face. If done hard enough a laseration of the skin will occur and seminal juices will flow into the cut.
by steelydan May 13, 2005
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Get the jizzlam mug.The act of ejaculating on to your hand, then slapping your girlfriend or who ever you are having intercourse with in the face.
Guy: Ejaculates into his hand.
Girl: Sets up for a cum shot.
Guy: JizzSlaps her in the face.
Girl: Surprised.
Girl: Sets up for a cum shot.
Guy: JizzSlaps her in the face.
Girl: Surprised.
by Jizzhands March 2, 2011
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