jizzlap 

When a chick is blowing a dude and quickly realizes that he has no intention of reciprocating, she yanks her head up when he cums. Then, when he has jizz all over himself, the girl scoops some up in her hand and slaps it on the nearest wall, to remain there probably forever, since most guys would never bother washing a wall.

When Jenny's selfish boyfriend Randall was about to shoot his load in her mouth, she decided to pull her head up and jizzlap it on his bedroom wall.

jizzlap by Jessus H. Zachrist July 19, 2005

jizznap 

A nap taken during the sleepy feeling associated with ejaculation.

After ejaculating inside her vagina, I became tired, so i took a jizznap

jizznap by Alex P. May 19, 2005

Jizzlamic Jihad 

To implement your jizztastic dominance over an unwilling girl or guy. It is often referred to as a holy semen war against a persons face, tonsils, asshole, or any other orifice.

Last night I took that infidel Bernice back to my place and after finding spiritual inner peace I unloaded a Jizzlamic Jihad upon her boobs.

Islamic Jihad are gay, Jizzlamic Jihads are awesome!

Jizzlamic Jihad by D-Fence October 20, 2010

jizzcapade 

An exciting escapade involving jizz.

Last night was a right jizzcapade

jizzcapade by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

jizzslap 

1. the act of screaming the word "jizz" while moving your arm in an overhead circular motion and connecting an open hand to another persons face. Usually resulting in the extreme anger of the individual receiving the "jizz" slap.

2. the act of removing a condom after sex and firmly grabbing the tip while full force slapping the condom over your partners face, resulting in an open ended explosion of your seminal juices over the persons face. If done hard enough a laseration of the skin will occur and seminal juices will flow into the cut.

"JIZZZZ!!!!!!!"

"I gave that nasty skank a jizzslap"

i.e. Sarnik

jizzslap by steelydan May 13, 2005

jizzlam 

A deragotory slang term for Islam.

I don't trust that new guy, he practices Jizzlam.

jizzlam by knightly coriander October 16, 2007

JizzSlap 

The act of ejaculating on to your hand, then slapping your girlfriend or who ever you are having intercourse with in the face.

Guy: Ejaculates into his hand.
Girl: Sets up for a cum shot.
Guy: JizzSlaps her in the face.
Girl: Surprised.

JizzSlap by Jizzhands March 2, 2011