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To be cool, badass, or down right sexy. An action resulting with salty juice to magically shoot out of your wang.
That bitch is "jizzin"


Im "jizzin", oh yeaa
Jizzin by TheJerBear April 16, 2009
Words you can keep
(Adj.) To describe something that is awesome.
That new iPhone Bob got is jizzin.
Jizzin by queer11 October 1, 2010
Slang for sperming or term used by teenagers meaning sweet,cool,rad etc.
Example 1:

Brad:"I just got a new guitar!"

Mike:"That's Jizzin man!"

Brad:"Totally Jizzin!"



Example 2:

Guy 1:"Dude I just had a jizzin accident...."

Guy 2:"Not again!"
Jizzin by Brad5o5 January 31, 2009
Amazing, awe-inspiring, delicious.

The epitome of whatever seeks to be described.
This spaghetti is jizzin'.
jizzin' by kool_kid_92 June 16, 2010
(adj) -Slang, used to say something is "awesome" or "exciteful"

-when something is so amazingly awesome it's jizz worthy
Oh my god, did you hear the new Radiohead CD?" "Yeah man! It's totally jizzin'! I have listened to it nonstop for the past week and smanged my girl to it!
Jizzin' by smangmydomino May 28, 2011

Jizzin Around 

A term used for when someone is wasting a significant amount of time, or messing around doing nothing.
- Yo, so what did you do today?
- Nothing man, just stayed at home alone jizzin around.

-Dude wake up! Stop jizzin around, put your pants on and let's go!
Jizzin Around by A Free Load June 3, 2010

Jizzin Geoff 

He like to jizz on young children and his own son called smellvy. They both stink because they they spend so much time jizzin on each other. They make smoothies of each other’s sperm.
Watch out for jizzin Geoff and smellvy/ Tom Elvey
Jizzin Geoff by Tom smellvy June 12, 2019
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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