Jizzin
To be cool, badass, or down right sexy. An action resulting with salty juice to magically shoot out of your wang.
Jizzin by TheJerBear April 16, 2009
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jizzin' by kool_kid_92 June 16, 2010
Jizzin'
(adj) -Slang, used to say something is "awesome" or "exciteful"
-when something is so amazingly awesome it's jizz worthy
-when something is so amazingly awesome it's jizz worthy
Oh my god, did you hear the new Radiohead CD?" "Yeah man! It's totally jizzin'! I have listened to it nonstop for the past week and smanged my girl to it!
Jizzin' by smangmydomino May 28, 2011
Jizzin Around
A term used for when someone is wasting a significant amount of time, or messing around doing nothing.
- Yo, so what did you do today?
- Nothing man, just stayed at home alone jizzin around.
-Dude wake up! Stop jizzin around, put your pants on and let's go!
- Nothing man, just stayed at home alone jizzin around.
-Dude wake up! Stop jizzin around, put your pants on and let's go!
Jizzin Around by A Free Load June 3, 2010
Jizzin Geoff
He like to jizz on young children and his own son called smellvy. They both stink because they they spend so much time jizzin on each other. They make smoothies of each other’s sperm.
Jizzin Geoff by Tom smellvy June 12, 2019
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