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(adj) -Slang, used to say something is "awesome" or "exciteful"

-when something is so amazingly awesome it's jizz worthy
Oh my god, did you hear the new Radiohead CD?" "Yeah man! It's totally jizzin'! I have listened to it nonstop for the past week and smanged my girl to it!
Jizzin' by smangmydomino May 28, 2011
To be cool, badass, or down right sexy. An action resulting with salty juice to magically shoot out of your wang.
That bitch is "jizzin"


Im "jizzin", oh yeaa
Jizzin by TheJerBear April 16, 2009
(Adj.) To describe something that is awesome.
That new iPhone Bob got is jizzin.
Jizzin by queer11 October 1, 2010
Slang for sperming or term used by teenagers meaning sweet,cool,rad etc.
Example 1:

Brad:"I just got a new guitar!"

Mike:"That's Jizzin man!"

Brad:"Totally Jizzin!"



Example 2:

Guy 1:"Dude I just had a jizzin accident...."

Guy 2:"Not again!"
Jizzin by Brad5o5 January 31, 2009

Jizzin Around 

A term used for when someone is wasting a significant amount of time, or messing around doing nothing.
- Yo, so what did you do today?
- Nothing man, just stayed at home alone jizzin around.

-Dude wake up! Stop jizzin around, put your pants on and let's go!
Jizzin Around by A Free Load June 3, 2010

Jizzin Geoff 

He like to jizz on young children and his own son called smellvy. They both stink because they they spend so much time jizzin on each other. They make smoothies of each other’s sperm.
Watch out for jizzin Geoff and smellvy/ Tom Elvey
Jizzin Geoff by Tom smellvy June 12, 2019
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"Yeah... I know."
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