Jizzillow

The act of ejaculating onto or into a pillow; then placing it back on the bed and having the other person lay there head on it.

"Haha man, I just made this bitch sleep on the jizzillow."

by Chicken_Butt October 8, 2009

jizzillion

A number so big that you ejaculate.

A jizzillion has so damn many numbers you cum your pants.

by TheProcasturbator January 18, 2011

jizzclown

A person who loves when another masturbates over their face constantly/daily. The constant having of the semen on the face depicts the make-up of what a clown would wear.

Jim's girlfriend sure is a jizzclown....thats the fifth time today that he masturbated on her face.

by Psychodramatic February 3, 2010

jizzillionaire

(noun): some asshole who is so beyond wealthy that all he does is blow endless loads and makes millions and billions of dollars from doing it all day long for the rest of his life.

person 1: dude that guy just blew a load all over that girls face!

person 2: so?

person 1: he just made a billion dollars from doing that...

person 2: what an asshole!

person 1: no, he's just a JIZZILLIONAIRE!!

by thewetwizardofthewomb June 23, 2010

Jizziology

Jizziology A.k.a Tyler is a comedy entertainment page on instagram. He posts the best memes you can find.

Nick: Do you follow @jizziology on instagram bro?
Luke: Hell yeah!
Cute Girl: Wow he's so dreamy..
Nick: Haha.. right..?

by nickolas16z October 9, 2018

Jizzillion

The number equivalent to the product of the average number of spermatozoa in an ejaculation, 250 million or 250x10^6.

In 2021, the US population is equal to 1.32 Jizzillion people.

by Jack Hoeff January 29, 2021

jizzglow

the word used to describe the glow on someone's face after hot-steamy-crazy-sex with a man who produces "man juice (aka: jizz)."

Steph, did you romp last night? I'm thinking yeah, ya did - because you have jizzglow on your face.

by CookieDee June 28, 2010