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Jizzillow 

The act of ejaculating onto or into a pillow; then placing it back on the bed and having the other person lay there head on it.
"Haha man, I just made this bitch sleep on the jizzillow."
Jizzillow by Chicken_Butt October 8, 2009
Words you can keep

jizzillion 

A jizzillion has so damn many numbers you cum your pants.
jizzillion by TheProcasturbator January 18, 2011

jizzclown 

A person who loves when another masturbates over their face constantly/daily. The constant having of the semen on the face depicts the make-up of what a clown would wear.
Jim's girlfriend sure is a jizzclown....thats the fifth time today that he masturbated on her face.
jizzclown by Psychodramatic February 3, 2010

jizzillionaire

(noun): some asshole who is so beyond wealthy that all he does is blow endless loads and makes millions and billions of dollars from doing it all day long for the rest of his life.
person 1: dude that guy just blew a load all over that girls face!

person 2: so?

person 1: he just made a billion dollars from doing that...

person 2: what an asshole!

person 1: no, he's just a JIZZILLIONAIRE!!

Jizziology

Jizziology A.k.a Tyler is a comedy entertainment page on instagram. He posts the best memes you can find.
Nick: Do you follow @jizziology on instagram bro?
Luke: Hell yeah!
Cute Girl: Wow he's so dreamy..
Nick: Haha.. right..?
Jizziology by nickolas16z October 9, 2018

Jizzillion 

The number equivalent to the product of the average number of spermatozoa in an ejaculation, 250 million or 250x10^6.
In 2021, the US population is equal to 1.32 Jizzillion people.
Jizzillion by Jack Hoeff January 29, 2021
the word used to describe the glow on someone's face after hot-steamy-crazy-sex with a man who produces "man juice (aka: jizz)."
Steph, did you romp last night? I'm thinking yeah, ya did - because you have jizzglow on your face.
jizzglow by CookieDee June 28, 2010
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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