(noun): some asshole who is so beyond wealthy that all he does is blow endless loads and makes millions and billions of dollars from doing it all day long for the rest of his life.

person 1: dude that guy just blew a load all over that girls face!

person 2: so?

person 1: he just made a billion dollars from doing that...

person 2: what an asshole!

person 1: no, he's just a JIZZILLIONAIRE!!

jizzillionaire by thewetwizardofthewomb June 23, 2010

Jizzillion

The number equivalent to the product of the average number of spermatozoa in an ejaculation, 250 million or 250x10^6.

In 2021, the US population is equal to 1.32 Jizzillion people.

Jizzillion by Jack Hoeff January 29, 2021

Picillion

An extremely large number. Coined by Jonathan Bowers, Picillion is based off of the metric prefix "Pico-", meaning one trillionth (i.e. picometer; one trillionth of a meter). Where pico- is analogous to the metric prefixes "Deci-" (Tenth), "Centi-" (Hundredth), and "Milli-" (Thousandth), as used in the terms "Decillion" (Tenth '-illion'), "Centillion" (Hundredth '-illion'), and Millillion/Millinillion (Thousandth 'illion').
Picillion is equal to 10^3⋅10^12+3, or 10^3,000,000,000,000+3. That is one, followed by three trillion and three zeroes.

"If micrillion is the millionth number ending in '-illion', and nanillion is the billionth number ending in '-illion', then what do we call the trillionth number ending in '-illion'?"
"A picillion."

Picillion by CreationIsNotTheGreatest September 11, 2022

PIcillion

PI but the "." Is removed. That's how big the number is

There are no way there could be a PIcillion amount of possible objects in the universe

PIcillion by LePost James April 10, 2021

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026