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jizzintine 

a jizzintine is a clementine that you cut a hole into and jizz in it. close it back up and freeze it and serve it as a dessert at a dinner party.
Oh-no! i Forgot to make the jizzintines for to night!!!!
jizzintine by Spartacus(>'.')>69 February 26, 2010
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Jizziling 

1)When its sprinkling rain outside, and it hits you in the face like you're being cummed on.

2) A small amount of semen.
Dawg, it's jizziling outside.

So i was fucking my bitch last night. Thought I had a size 8 roper about to blow but it was just a jizziling.
Jizziling by dustinsays May 26, 2012

Jizcipline 

jizcipline \jizz-uh-plin\ , noun, verb
1. The ability to maintain an enduring penile erection whilst performing sexual intercourse for a prolonged amount of time, regardless of the positioning or frequency of thrust
2. Something consistently practiced on Sting's tour bus and/or in his bedroom, likely for decades to come
Louis, having no fear of a potential 'whiskey dick' scenario, met Jennifer at a night club, initiated coitus back at her place, and displayed such spectacular jizcipline that Jennifer's flat mate, Susie, was convinced both lovers had achieved a state of sexual nirvana.

Jizcipline is something I once possessed in my twenties, but time has been so cruel to these wrinkled prunes I doubt there is any chance for redemption, my dear. Yes, I shall call you a taxi post-haste.
Jizcipline by id0pa March 30, 2013

Jizzaline 

To jizz on a thots teeth. The sticky icky will straighten her teeth way better than invisalign and at a fraction of the cost.
Bro last night I gave that thot a jizzaline.
Jizzaline by NewfoundBlob December 6, 2019