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jizzintine 

a jizzintine is a clementine that you cut a hole into and jizz in it. close it back up and freeze it and serve it as a dessert at a dinner party.
Oh-no! i Forgot to make the jizzintines for to night!!!!
jizzintine by Spartacus(>'.')>69 February 26, 2010
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Jizziling 

1)When its sprinkling rain outside, and it hits you in the face like you're being cummed on.

2) A small amount of semen.
Dawg, it's jizziling outside.

So i was fucking my bitch last night. Thought I had a size 8 roper about to blow but it was just a jizziling.
Jizziling by dustinsays May 26, 2012

Jizcipline 

jizcipline \jizz-uh-plin\ , noun, verb
1. The ability to maintain an enduring penile erection whilst performing sexual intercourse for a prolonged amount of time, regardless of the positioning or frequency of thrust
2. Something consistently practiced on Sting's tour bus and/or in his bedroom, likely for decades to come
Louis, having no fear of a potential 'whiskey dick' scenario, met Jennifer at a night club, initiated coitus back at her place, and displayed such spectacular jizcipline that Jennifer's flat mate, Susie, was convinced both lovers had achieved a state of sexual nirvana.

Jizcipline is something I once possessed in my twenties, but time has been so cruel to these wrinkled prunes I doubt there is any chance for redemption, my dear. Yes, I shall call you a taxi post-haste.
Jizcipline by id0pa March 30, 2013

Jizzaline 

To jizz on a thots teeth. The sticky icky will straighten her teeth way better than invisalign and at a fraction of the cost.
Bro last night I gave that thot a jizzaline.
Jizzaline by NewfoundBlob December 6, 2019

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026