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jiz mopper 

the occupational term for someone who "swabs the deck" of a peep show booth
john found a dollar on the floor while he was performing his duties of jizz mopping
jiz mopper by eric August 4, 2003
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jismopper 

The guy that mops up the nudie booth after a guy shoots a load.
If I don't go to college I might end up as a jismopper
jismopper by Your Mom's Box October 9, 2003

jizzmopper 

The person that cleans the windows in the porno booth once you're done with the show and refills all the stuff like Kleenex.
Remmy the jizzmopper made good money, but he had to spend it all on Windex to get out those stubborn streaks.
jizzmopper by Heywood April 17, 2003

jismopper 

One who cleans up at the adult peep show.
I got fired from 7-11 and all I could find was a jismopper position at Sallie's Sex Shop.
jismopper by Jay March 11, 2003

jizzmopper 

someone who cleans the windows of the nudy booth, see definition of nudy booth
"That jizzmopper makes alot of money!"
jizzmopper by crackman April 17, 2003

jizzmopper 

A figurative term, based on the primary definition, for a man who takes responsibility for his wife's/girlfriend's child from another relationship.
"She was a nice enough girl, but she's got a kid whose dad doesn't help. I want kids of my own, but why should I clean up some other guy's mess? I've never been a jizzmopper."
jizzmopper by XenophonJ September 24, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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