Jive Ass 

1. A complete dumbass that is dumber than a brick shithouse

2. A highly exaggerated story.

1. Dave was acting like a jive ass when he decided to rob a bank.
2. That is such a jive ass story.

Jive Ass by Blank Screen January 1, 2012

Jive ass 

Fake, a fraud, pretendo , a make believe fake ass lying person who believes thinking he knows is the same as actually knowing.

I had to beat the hell out of a 3 dollar bill jive ass tough guy.

Jive ass by Dreadwolfe March 26, 2020

jive-ass 

The rhythmic body language of the ebonically inclined. Jive-assing often consists of walking like a chicken or dancing about aimlessly. Jive-ass can also be used to describe any mannerisms or behavior indicative of ebonics culture.

1.) In the '80s, it was fashionable to hold a boom-box on one's shoulder and jive-ass down the street.

2.) Take your jive-ass bullshit somewhere else. None of my change is "spare".

3.) In his own jive-ass way, he explained his belief in the "Grand Pimp Jesus".

jive-ass by Doug Mesner July 8, 2004

Jive-ass 

1. Is someone who thinks they're acting cool but is acting like a fool. See every depiction of a white person copying African American style or music for an example.

2. Insincere. Just fronting.

3. An object that is pretentious or over the top.

4. So "hip" that it isn't cool. Mass marketed, high fashion "cool". An object that is so "cool" it makes you lose street cred.

"You're just a jive-ass white boy, no cred."

"What is up with that jive-ass shirt?"

"Look at you, with your jive-ass lava lamp in your jive ass pad."

Jive-ass by Spook Who Sat By The Door March 31, 2010

Jive-Ass 

To dance around like a god-damned idiot, especially when it is not necessary. Often done by football players after a touchdown; displaying a huge-lack of class.

Why do the Miami Hurricanes find it necessary to Jive-Ass after every touchdown?

Jive-Ass by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004

jive ass bastard 

A stupid person, possibly fatherless, who thinks they have style but in reality are lame.

Paul: Hey man you see that guy walking over there wearing that lame hat?

Charles: Yeah, what a jive ass bastard.

jive ass bastard by Prakka Lars March 25, 2009

Jive Ass Bitch 

To describe a "skank" or "ho". A female who is tactless in her self-dispensal to the extent her ass gives off a "jive"

Hell no you Jive Ass Bitch I ain't getting aids for you or no-one!

Jive Ass Bitch by Willy P January 9, 2005