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Jittleyangs vs Futuluhtoogans
The multigenerational war between the Jittleyangs and the Futuluhtoogans:
Long ago there were two tribes Jittleyangs and the Futuluhtoogans they both lived in peace together as they exchanged food when one tribe ran out, they exchanged resources when one tribe needed resources and they built a society together.
The Jittleyangs and Futuluhtoogans evolved from tribes to villages, then villages to towns, and then towns from cities
they were the most technologically advanced in the history of Earth
One day the news media reported that a Futuluhtoogan comitted a violent attack on the Jittleyang City. The JYCPD tracked down the felon and brought him over for his execution .
The futuluhtoogan locals and government was angered and protested against his illegal execution the Jittleyangs however thought that it was just and was fair.
Days after the execution more and more Jittleyang attacks were frequently occuring and the JYCPD was arresting these people frequently, The world knew these Futuluhtoogans were oppressing the Jittleyangs but it got worse
And from that day The Futuluhtoogans and Jittleyangs then offically declared a multigenerational war on each other
and it is still happening
Long ago there were two tribes Jittleyangs and the Futuluhtoogans they both lived in peace together as they exchanged food when one tribe ran out, they exchanged resources when one tribe needed resources and they built a society together.
The Jittleyangs and Futuluhtoogans evolved from tribes to villages, then villages to towns, and then towns from cities
they were the most technologically advanced in the history of Earth
One day the news media reported that a Futuluhtoogan comitted a violent attack on the Jittleyang City. The JYCPD tracked down the felon and brought him over for his execution .
The futuluhtoogan locals and government was angered and protested against his illegal execution the Jittleyangs however thought that it was just and was fair.
Days after the execution more and more Jittleyang attacks were frequently occuring and the JYCPD was arresting these people frequently, The world knew these Futuluhtoogans were oppressing the Jittleyangs but it got worse
And from that day The Futuluhtoogans and Jittleyangs then offically declared a multigenerational war on each other
and it is still happening
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Jittleyangs vs Futuluhtoogans by noctoknight April 29, 2024
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