jirgen

Fat fuckin piece of shit that cleans rooms and hides my shit everywhere . Puts so much stress on my life.

Fuckin jirgen touched my wallet
Literally fuck off jirgen
Oh shit guys jirgens coming
Im boutta beat the shit out of jirgen
Everyone hide your shit, jirgens coming

by SpicyDelux July 4, 2019

Jörgen

The name of PewDiePie's (or Felix Kjellberg's) pet horse in Minecraft, who has the tendency to disappear at random moments in time.

"Jörgen? Jörgen? Goddamnit, Jörgen, where the hell are you?"
"Jörgen, thank God I found you! I was so scared! I'll never leave you again!"
"Jörgen, stay here."

by softiesamuell June 27, 2019

Jörgen

Pewdiepie's horse in minecraft. Best known for getting lost

Pewdiepie: Jörgen? Jörgen? Where are you? Jörgen?

by Random homo sapien June 28, 2019

jorgenbar

A very very large large crap left in a high school bathroom or next to a fallen tree. Typically in the shape of a right angle. To make an official jorgenbar, one must not wipe in the same stall but in the one next to it...thus preserving the bar for future stundents to admire!
Serious straining required!

Oh dear god, what the hell is that? And how the hell is it in a right angle? That my friend is a jorgenbar

by kd7tdc February 24, 2008

JIREN THE MOTHER FUCKING GREY

This nigga: Handled 5 niggas simultaneously, made 2 of those niggas sacrifice themselves, THEN still proceeded to whoop a niggas ass that had enough power create a universe AND a nigga who defeated a God of Destruction. AND, This niggas had enough strength to fight 3 niggas at the same time at the end . HARDEST NIGGA IN DBZ IS WHO??? JIREN THE MOTHFER FUCKING GREY

Pussy ass niggas: “Dam, I’m hella tired”.
REAL NIGGAS: “You know who dosent get tired? JIREN THE MOTHER FUCKING GREY”.

by $Tay$ February 2, 2019

Jergens Jerk

Giving yourself a hearty wank using your grandma's Jergens hand lotion for lube.

Granny B never understood why her Jergens bottle went half empty when her grandson spent the weekend. His hands were always greasy from his Jergens Jerks.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2017

Jörgen Lindblom

A 54 year old gymnastic teacher from Turku

Jörgen Lindblom´s new Audi is so prima!
Look, there Is Jögä again

by shrek_anonymous123 January 13, 2022