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A slang term for penis(n.). The word can also have different meanings when used in certain phrases. It can suggest homosexuality or human stupidity. Finally, it can be used as a verb (v.), to directly reference masturbation.
(n.)
1. Leo is a jir - could mean: "Leo is a dick!"

(v.)
2. Leo, go jir - could mean: "Leo, go spank the salami."

(v.)
3. Leo is jiring - could mean: "Leo is jerking off."

(n.)
4. Leo has a plastic jir - means: "Leo lost his dick some time ago due to abuse, and had to have a synthetic dick implemented as a replacement."
jir by VenIsCool December 20, 2006
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a very nice person that always thinks about others.
OMG he is such a jir.
jir by I_got_depression_from_girls February 14, 2017
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A rapper who started rapping for fun and simply became one of the best to ever do it
luh jir is the goat
Luh Jir by hejfiehbeirhe January 9, 2026
Jirka originally means farmer, so a Jirka really enjoys being in the nature and takes care of their environment; they are also quite creative and very hard-working once they are motivated enough to start (which can sometimes be a little rough).
A Jirka has a great sense of style, a passion for any food and for old, raw things. They love being around people, especially loved ones, but they adore being on their own just as much.
Wow! Look at Jirka's amazing outfit!

They're eating Pizza again. What a Jirka.
Jirka by philosophx January 15, 2019
Another way to spell jiraffe and the name of the clothing brand jiraffe Threads.
Has anyone checked out the latest clothing from jiraffe Threads?
jiraffe by jiraffe Threads October 23, 2019

Jirard Syndrome 

A video game term, where you die in the exeact same place more than twice.
Last night when I was playing Super Mario World, I had a serious case of Jirard Syndrome; I kept jumping into the same hidden block over and over again.
Jirard Syndrome by Wilseph May 30, 2015
A lady you will rarely find and sometimes not find at all. She is a sophisticated person who tends to show mixed emotions about topics that directly affect her in both positive and negative ways, but she always manages to start conversations out of thin air. She is usually a very silent but when you get to know her she is a fairly interesting person, and also a bit touchy with NSFW related stuff.
"I don't know why but Jirah seems more interesting than I thought.."
Jirah by A Random Bohemian April 4, 2018