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Jinxed

just search "jinxed" on pornhub
you've probably watched it
by bigmood72 July 3, 2018
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Jinxed

An e-sports icon of sorts giving way to such creations as SourceRadio and The Movie Vault, considered by many to be the god father of e-sports machinima.
haha jinxed, you owe me a coke!
by maskedflasher April 28, 2011
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jinxed toad

when a man is having sex, and misses that girl's asshole, stabbing her buttcheek with his penis and fractures it, and screams
"Mark and Jamie were doing some hardcore sex scene in a porn movie, but Mark totally pulled a jinxed toad and really fucked up"

"AHHH! JINXED TOAD! SHIT!"
by MMjr April 5, 2009
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Jinxed Yourself

tread carefully as you might just get jinxed, but you've already made it this far, so step into my lair and see what the darkness holds.
Jinxed Yourself socials:
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by jinxedyourself May 18, 2024
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sphincter jinxed

After eating something questionable, whether it is excessively spicy or expired, and expecting devastating gastrointestinal repercussions from doing so. After telling someone you are surprised you survived unscathed, soon after the food wreaks havoc on your sphincter.
John: "I had some atomic sauce monday and nothing bad has happened yet."
one hour later
John: "I retract my statement about the atomic sauce btw"
Jeff: "haha you got sphincter jinxed, I am adding that to urban dictionary"
by Kissel Krooner June 19, 2013
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inter-jinxed

when nothing on the internet works for you, while your friends happily surf away
your facebook page layout is messed up, links sent on your on, off, on, off msn say cannot be displayed and your passwords never save or work - INTER-JINXED.
by frizzzee March 30, 2009
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Bed jinxed

When you someone say the same word at the same time with you, the other person is jinxed and you get to have sex with them
“Hi!” Tina, “Hi!” Sam, “OMG we just said the same word!!” exclaims Sam, “Does this mean that we have to have sex now?” Asks Tina, “Yeah bend over cause I just bed jinxed you!” Screams Sam
by Doodlebreath May 27, 2018
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