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jingxiang 

jingxiang is a handsome, smart and funny person. Althought he has a forgetful mind, BUT he will never forget to observe and explore every beautiful moments in his surroundings, this makes people around him feel that he is very artistic.

If you're getting a chance to know him, don't be deceived by his appearance. He is cute but sometimes the words from his mouth can hurt you very bad :(
jingxiang is a smart guy and good in math.
jingxiang by quiet_girll06 November 22, 2021
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jingling the change 

Another slang substitute for masturbation.

To "gangsta" it up, you may also say "jinglin'" as opposed to "jingling." The "jingling/jinglin'" is done to one's penis/testicles as they are beat with the force of a hand and "the change" is the semen that is being prepared for launch.

Logic: If a warehouse of semen can be called a sperm bank, then shouldn't the semen technically be called money/"change"? And if one jingles bells, which sounds like "balls," why not say that one can "jingle" balls, "jingle" balls, jingle them "all the way"?
Man: Dude, why are your hands bouncing around in your pockets?
Dude: Man, I'm just jingling the change!
Man: Niiiiice!

Man: Dude, Jessica Alba makes me jingle my change all night long.
Dude: Man, Tila Tequila jingles my change IN PERSON!
Man: No way, Dude!
Dude: Yes way, Man!

jingijangled 

when little boys get their premature balls played with by their uncle at Christmas time
IVE BEEN JINGIJANGLED!!

Junxiang 

Junxiang loves his friends, and he loves to make people's day. He's cute and wholesome and he loves music.
Junxiang is so cute, ahskjfhakjsdhak...

jingling the change 

Choking the chicken, flippin the burgers, beatin your meat.
Did you see Dr.K jingling the change during class the other day?

JingJing 

Look at JingJing! She's such an amazing unicorn.
JingJing by Kaidan.skitty February 1, 2013

Xi Jinping Virus, Jingping Virus 

Alternate term for Chinese Virus, China Virus, CCP(Chinese Communist Party) Virus, and Wuhan Virus.
"Dude Biden is banning us from saying China virus and Wuhan virus."
"Really? What a Jinping cock sucker, just start calling it Xi Jinping Virus, Jingping Virus or something."