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Jingjing 

Chinese for "poopoo" or "shit"
Excuse me your breath smells like jingjing.
Where is your bathroom I need to leave a jingjing.
Did you just jingjing your pants?
Jingjing by nakedsnake June 13, 2013

jingling the change 

Another slang substitute for masturbation.

To "gangsta" it up, you may also say "jinglin'" as opposed to "jingling." The "jingling/jinglin'" is done to one's penis/testicles as they are beat with the force of a hand and "the change" is the semen that is being prepared for launch.

Logic: If a warehouse of semen can be called a sperm bank, then shouldn't the semen technically be called money/"change"? And if one jingles bells, which sounds like "balls," why not say that one can "jingle" balls, "jingle" balls, jingle them "all the way"?
Man: Dude, why are your hands bouncing around in your pockets?
Dude: Man, I'm just jingling the change!
Man: Niiiiice!

Man: Dude, Jessica Alba makes me jingle my change all night long.
Dude: Man, Tila Tequila jingles my change IN PERSON!
Man: No way, Dude!
Dude: Yes way, Man!

jingling the change 

Choking the chicken, flippin the burgers, beatin your meat.
Did you see Dr.K jingling the change during class the other day?

Jing Jing 

1.(noun) a female ninja, a panda, a crazy spazz, a dragon
2.(verb) Action that involves with total ownage in something.
3.(adjective) word describing weird, random, crazy, multitalented, multi-tasker, PROcrasntinator, dragon
1. Jing Jing is panda.
2. I totally Jing Jing'ed you in poker.
3. Dude did you see that Jing Jing kid? She's so weird.
Jing Jing by facebookuser January 18, 2009

Xi Jinping Virus, Jingping Virus 

Alternate term for Chinese Virus, China Virus, CCP(Chinese Communist Party) Virus, and Wuhan Virus.
"Dude Biden is banning us from saying China virus and Wuhan virus."
"Really? What a Jinping cock sucker, just start calling it Xi Jinping Virus, Jingping Virus or something."

Jangjingja 

if you don't want to curse in filipino but you want to make it sound so catchy and fun so there you have it.
jangjingja you're always hurting me when can you stop?!?
Jangjingja by paOxixixiTT September 1, 2019