Definitions by slobonmynoblikecornonacob

mcraped 

when you rape a cheeseburger and the friction melts the cheese, forcing it into your dick hole, then you give the burger some special sauce. giving the burger that exploding flavour

i just mcraped a cheeseburger

mcraped by slobonmynoblikecornonacob November 3, 2017

hammerhead cock 

when a male has a dick the shape and size of a hammerhead shark

yea i got a hammerhead cock

hammerhead cock by slobonmynoblikecornonacob November 3, 2017

air dragon 

when you are flying and jerking off at the same time and you cum and it forms a cloud in the sky

fuck i just air dragoned

air dragon by slobonmynoblikecornonacob November 2, 2017

cold helmet 

when you wake up in the morning with a cold tip

i woke up with a cold helmet this morning

cold helmet by slobonmynoblikecornonacob November 2, 2017

jingijangled 

when little boys get their premature balls played with by their uncle at Christmas time

IVE BEEN JINGIJANGLED!!

jingijangled by slobonmynoblikecornonacob November 2, 2017

soft serpant 

when you fuck your girl and cum in her but you didnt even get fully hard

i fucked her with my soft serpant

soft serpant by slobonmynoblikecornonacob November 2, 2017

ragnacock 

The Greek god of the penis he also has a massive cock, Ragnacock also means the hugest penis youve ever seen

hey, i sucked his Ragnacock last night

ragnacock by slobonmynoblikecornonacob November 2, 2017