slobonmynoblikecornonacob's definitions

air dragon

when you are flying and jerking off at the same time and you cum and it forms a cloud in the sky

fuck i just air dragoned

by slobonmynoblikecornonacob November 2, 2017

mcraped

when you rape a cheeseburger and the friction melts the cheese, forcing it into your dick hole, then you give the burger some special sauce. giving the burger that exploding flavour

i just mcraped a cheeseburger

by slobonmynoblikecornonacob November 3, 2017

hammerhead cock

when a male has a dick the shape and size of a hammerhead shark

yea i got a hammerhead cock

by slobonmynoblikecornonacob November 3, 2017

cold helmet

when you wake up in the morning with a cold tip

i woke up with a cold helmet this morning

by slobonmynoblikecornonacob November 2, 2017

soft serpant

when you fuck your girl and cum in her but you didnt even get fully hard

i fucked her with my soft serpant

by slobonmynoblikecornonacob November 2, 2017

ragnacock

The Greek god of the penis he also has a massive cock, Ragnacock also means the hugest penis youve ever seen

hey, i sucked his Ragnacock last night

by slobonmynoblikecornonacob November 2, 2017

jingijangled

when little boys get their premature balls played with by their uncle at Christmas time

IVE BEEN JINGIJANGLED!!

by slobonmynoblikecornonacob November 2, 2017